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September 4

HOW TO GET A VIRGO TO COMMIT TO YOU
AND OTHER MAGICAL SECRETS


Virgos by nature are cautious. However, they are very, very smart.
They "weigh" things -- continually -- how and why this or that is not perfect or could harm them or maybe go wrong.
I have a few suggestions.

If you want to "intrigue" them, offer them something that has an OBVIOUS failure attached if they decline.
For example, one of my very best friends is a Virgo. She is THE FUNNIEST PERSON I have ever met.
Her humor cuts to the bone , but is never mean. She "observes" people and has an interesting life,
then tells you about her experiences.

I met her in Singapore, with her boyfriend, Don. Don is tall and good-looking, a Libra.
He's smart but doesn't like to show it. I realized now -- many years later -- how crafty he is,
and able to get what he wants without being obvious.

Anyway, I met them both in Singapore. They were English Teachers, like me, and we were living in the same Chinese Hotel for several months.
They had been to Japan, Costa Rica, Prague and now Singapore.
Kate told me his whole family "kept asking" about them getting married. But you see, Kate's parents had been divorced,
so she was skeptical about marriage and kept pushing him away,
which was weird because they were obviously completely committed to each other
(having been traveling all over the world and getting jobs at the same companies.)

Two years later, they still weren't married, and IN FACT, had "broken up". I was shocked.

Kate was living in Puerto Rico, getting her Master's Degree and Don had gone off to Abu Dhabi, in the United Arab Emirates,
at Zayed University, where he'd gotten a fat job teaching English.



Kate said, "I don't know what to do....

Don just told me I can come and start teaching at Zayed, but we have to get married, because it's a Muslim Country."

Ah, I see.

The way to get a Virgo to commit to you is offer them a win/win situation.
My friend Don was smart.... and he really, really loved Kate.



I have other magical secrets, maybe you should check back. Today, I am thinking about the Power of Men.
They don't get a lot of credit in the world today, at least in our culture.
I have a belief -- though it is probably unpopular -- that if MEN WERE MEN and WOMEN WERE WOMEN, the world would be a better place.

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September 3



IDIOTS AT THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION

It seems 120 people, who are protesting at the Republican National Convention, will be facing FELONY CHARGES,
including "Conspiracy to Incite A Riot".

Being a former Political Activist myself, I cannot believe that some people would put themselves in such harm's way.
"Conspiracy to Incite A Riot" can send you TO PRISON, you idiots!

Personally, my political work involved walking into a restaurant totally naked
with an Indian headdress and tribal bodypaint and filming it with my friends.

My friends that night tried to coerce the police into letting me go.

"Oh, no," they said. "We're taking her in."

As if two 30 year-old cops are gonna let a naked woman get away.

That's why I feel bad for these protesters. I was just "Disturbing the Peace" (they dropped "Lewd Conduct".)
I stayed in jail a couple days, ate some chocolate chip cookies and went home. These protesters are in Big Trouble.

I wonder WHY -- at this point -- with Obama going to win and McCain desperately selecting a younger woman to be his VP,
anyone would even care about the Republicans.

McCain chose a younger, attractive woman to get menopausal Hillary backers to vote for him. Good move, I am sure they don't see through that.

I have realized that being involved in Politics is the fastest way to ruin your life.
(Second only perhaps to trying to get a date with Keanu, which involves getting the police called on you, being hated by strangers,
having people sneer at you, such as Erwin did when he walked by me at STREET KINGS and basically having your reputation ruined
and your feelings about humanity shaken.)

For example, after I tried to put a Citizen's Arrest on Bush (who is A WAR CRIMINAL),
the Secret Service "decided" to put me in Bellevue Mental Hospital (because "I'm crazy", but Bush Is Not.)

As me and SS are driving in New York City, and I am in the back of an SUV with 2 agents in the front,
one of the agents puts on the radio. It is SYSTEM OF A DOWN'S "Chop Suey".
I start singing along.

The Agent in the passenger seat turns around and glares at me.
"Suicide," he says slowly, "Uh-HUH."

I just glared back. "I didn't pick the station, YO."

Anyway, I would advise all people to pursue art and beauty and make Politics your Last Priority on Earth.

SYSTEM OF A DOWN - "Chop Suey"


Where were these people in 2004, when it would have actually mattered?
While at Bellevue, the Secret Service made me sign paperwork stating I wouldn't be "within 100 miles of New York City" for the Republican National Convention.


All I can say is that I am glad to see George W. Bush out of office.
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September 1


HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEANU


I know it's not your birthday for another day....but I thought I would write you anyway.
The photo is from this movie you did, with such an "intriguing title" : SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE.
I consider that a "metaphor" for your life, actually.


Maybe I'll do a tour of your life for the last, oh say, 12 years. (They used to do that, a long time ago on this t.v. show, "This Is Your Life". )

I will reconstruct your life, based on Astrology, and you will remember that year, and see if I'm right, okay?


(Wow, it would sure be fun to talk to you.)

1996 = A great year, one of the BEST IN YOUR LIFE. Probably you met a new "best friend". Also, this is year that you would even perhaps have found a mentor or "guru", or maybe someone you greatly admired that showed you a new language or skill. Fun parties that year.

1997= Not as fun as the last year. Everything this year seems as though you've "done it before". Interesting, changing environments, however. STRANGE PEOPLE. Late nights. Trying to be healthier.

1998 = Could be a bestfriend/wife situation. Not that exciting, but not that bad. "Comfortable", and anyway, you can leave when you want. Some interesting "mysticism" elements this year; probably manifested in music (like maybe becoming more interesting in Eastern rhythms or something). Drugs.

1999 = This is a FIERY YEAR, lots of masculine energy, almost boundless. You feel single; I don't know if you are. Martial ARTS are very big this year. This is because Jupiter is in ARIES, ruled by Mars as in "MAR-tial" arts. (I am not just making this up). SEX is interesting because it's so.....um.....quick and over and who cares.

2000 = Money. Lots and lots of money. This year, you finally feel rich. In fact, you might even act and look it a little more than your natural demeanor would go for. Buying a few things, traveling a little more and to more exotic locations. Your friends are extra loyal this year, and show their affection.

2001 = The Year of Your Twin. Or, considering the deep question: Where is my twin?

2002 = A "comfortable" relationship. Kind of like "tea", if you're a coffee drinker. But, the many pillows are really soft and you don't have to dress up. You think about kids and retirements and "security". You call your mother a lot.

2003 = Recluse.

2004 = Wow, we missed you. You are SO SO HANDSOME. By now, you really don't give a damn what anyone says about you. Time for some "new" types of projects, usually involving some sort of healing. And now you're thinking it's time to be in better shape, maybe some new beauty regimes or a seaweed mask.

2005 = This is a year of beauty. Romance. It's also a time when you want things that you own to look better. Something about this year smacks of "consumer". However, by the end of the year, your life is a little more beautiful than it was. Things you got this year (art, furniture, gifts, friendships, memories) are all probably still very important to you, maybe even nostalgic.

2006 = This was a year you could have acquired a new skill. Anything from a new language, a new technical skill (like typing or texting or using a computer) or a craft. Usually this is either/or language based or a form of self-expression. I think I know what you were working on in the fall of 2006, which was a script. And I am wondering what year you did Hamlet, as that (in my opinion) would be a new skill (stage acting, long passages of memorization, Shakespeare, etc.) Usually, people are "self-taught" under this aspect. However, they can become very good because they enjoy what they're learning. For example, under this aspect I taught myself to oil paint and 12 years later to sew. This is the year I started writing you letters.

2007 = This is the year of Sagittarius, Jennifer Connelly is a Sagittarius, need I say more? And, since Sagittarius is the only sign carrying a weapon (a bow and arrow), people around you and on the Internet, began to fear me. Oh well. Actually, the year sort of "culminated" in that, and these "trends" don't end precisely at January 1st....but close enough. This was the year of "Building Your Home" -- I heard something about you finally moving or it seemed you had some home issues. Well, this was the year they were supposed to be resolved. Another weird thing about this year is that the people you meet can be around for life. This is an aspect of life-long friends, or in some other way enriching your life. I moved to Austin under this aspect for example. Maybe something very interesting happened to you in 1995.

2008 = This is "supposed" to be the Year of Your True Love. Seeing as this aspect began around when Anita showed up (looking like me with black hair), you spent the early stages of this aspect dating or something mysterious I don't understand...and then (this is how all the aspects work, FYI), there is a 4-5 month period of time "testing" or "reevaluating" what you've learned. I don't want to focus, of course, on true love. Don't worry, other people read this, it's so UTTERLY ROMANTIC to have everything I write or do for you PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE. Anyway, this year could also be a year that you "give birth" so to speak of a cherished project. This can be anything, and it may not come to fruition until later, of course, but you know they say that JK Rowling had a "vision" of Harry Potter on a train and the entire 7 book story was given in a few moments. Something like this is possible, as this is an aspect that is magical, as in dreams can come true.

I hope you have a wonderful day. LOVE ISIS
310-606-2460

August 31

A FEW LITTLE THOUGHTS FROM ISIS



It's all very "possible" that I could have shown up in say, 1997, while "DOGSTAR" was on tour in Austin at "Liberty Lunch", but, really, would all those agents, managers, publicists, fans and most importantly , Keanu's own ambitions have been served by a great wife around?

WELL, THE TRUTH IS "NO".

As the old saying goes, "You can't have your cake and eat it too."

If one could only "judge" by the HATRED that has been shown to me by total strangers, when I have done nothing but ask a single guy out for a drink or send him a birthday present or write letters....well, it's a little depressing.

Which is why I am a little bit annoyed by so-called "Professional people" (such as Cheryl Maisel) being rude to me,
when IN FACT, she is an employee of Keanu's, though she obviously has forgotten THAT FACT.

For example: Telling a "publicist" to tell her BOSS to check a website is not really that difficult, now is it?

Just some things to think about. (KARMICALLY SPEAKING, KEANU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED AT 33, A YEAR BEFORE HE MET JENNIFER SYME.)

7 years bad luck, have a nice day.

ISIS

Ps: Not to be a "cynic" or anything, but I don't see any girlfriends, do you? (You fucking asshole negative bitches at UGossip, Cheryl you JERK!@!, ERWIN -- great "scripts' - selling out Keanu for old favors, really nice, it's pathetic he's alone, and you all SUCK !)

GO AHEAD AND DO ANOTHER MOVIE. Of course, your "career" (at this point) would be GREATLY IMPROVED BY A WIFE (ever read "Proverbs 31:10-31"? Very interesting.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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August 30

THE 12 MONSTERS

Long ago, the "Zodiac" was named "THE 12 MONSTERS". This was to show people that really, those "12 Signs" are a little bit more significant than they appear.
If you draw a circle, for example, and then draw 12 lines, toward infinity, you might think HOW POWERFUL...AND far, far away the unknown, cryptic, mysterious and remote origins of that sign really is.

Something to think about.

This is probably why "astrology" has survived every religion, political group, language and territorial overtaking in our collective history.
Even my Chinese students in Singapore knew their "Western" astrological sign.

(Note of course, how many planets on the "map" are NOT NAMED -- MARS, JUPTIER, SATURN being the "planetary exceptions". Actually, only stars are named, like our 'SUN'...so many, many planets unknown to us.)

PERSONAL ASTROLOGICAL PREDICTION FOR KEANU: Imagine meeting someone 5 years younger than you, never married, no kids, lives in Beachwood Canyon. Cooks, cleans, sews, bellydances. Enjoys being naked. Well, dear Virgo, if you have noticed that you are turning the Magical Age of 44 (considered the "Age of Wisdom" in the Kabbalah),
then surely you must realize that the past is the past. Shred your wilted demeanor and embrace life again. We've missed you.

It's time to spread your wings.

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GENERAL OBSERVATIONS FOR ALL SIGNS: Being that Jupiter is about to go direct, there is a feeling of "anticipation" ....Jupiter brings hope, good luck and "fruition"....The two weeks leading up until the "direct" motion of Jupiter shows that the work you've been doing since April is finally coming to an "Excitement Point." Plus, Mars is in Libra, the sign of Beauty: It's been two years, think about it.

Very Important: Read for your "Rising Sign" (which dictates the actual correct way of viewing your birthchart and the houses -- LIKE READING A MAP TURNED CORRECTLY)....Have you ever tried to read a map turned wrong? It's the same thing. Consult ASTRO.COM and input your birthtime and location; it will show a "Rising Sign" (Look for the sign that is at the "9:00pm position" on a clock; this represents the horizon at dawn.)

(RE: Click "Free Horoscopes", then "Extended Chart Selection", then "Add A New Person". You can use a fake name or just an initial, it is all the same. You will get a basic birthchart for free.)


FYI: Keanu is a "Double Virgo", meaning he is a Virgo Sun and Virgo Rising. Of course, this simply means he has a somewhat simplified life (For Example: Having "other people" do everything for him.) So, he only reads one sign - VIRGO - which is so very easy and pure, actually, so "VERY VIRGO".

I personally am a 0 degrees Libra Rising, which means I am the exact opposite of the Perfect Horoscope. This means that I SHOW YOU how to read the stars, karmically speaking. Man is 0 degrees Aries; Isis is 0 degrees Libra (this is not "common").


CANCER: Things are smooth for you, you don't have to worry about your future, it's all taken care of. All the grief you survived two years ago is now "experience" and not grief anymore. It's good to let go of things that never worked out: perfect marriage, perfect kids, perfect credit, perfect life. You're over that now. Basically, you managed. And really, this is "Foundation Building Time"....no looking back, no one is "better than you", you are fine, and talented. Plus: Take photos of yourself, your family, your life in September. I promise, you will be the envy of everyone. So beautiful, so perfect. Sure, you might have felt "the Best" in 2002.... things haven't been that good since then, face it....but here we are, like looking into the wrong end of a telescope....It's not great, but at least YOU'RE HOLDING the telescope. In other words, you know how far you've come, what you CAN DO and how different it is now. What it's called is this: "PERSPECTIVE."

LEO: More and more, I wonder why "friends" disappear. How it was SO CONCRETE a year or two ago, and now.....they are out there and never come around. Well, Leo's don't really NEED FRIENDS....they just need a phone call and that feeling that they're loved. June and July you had plenty of friends....I am sorry you're alone now. Maybe make the effort; there are parties at OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES and they would really like you to show. Anyway, depending on the DEGREE OF YOUR SUN (very mucho important), the Universe has been working on a slow-grind to bring you long lasting popularity....and life long friends. Lucky you.

ARIES: Your partner sure looks good. Maybe even better than you. Maybe it's time to consider being more respectful, if you really want to have "Game". We can't always beat our bosses, spouses, friends, etc. until we "observe" and see how we can be better, smarter, hotter and more stylish. Let go of jealousy, you lose, baby. Depending on where your Sun is (the degree, that is), you have some awesome aspects, most of which are subtle power marks....learn astrology, it's not an Aries trait (astrology, that is), but rushing into unknown territory without regard to bodily harm is, so let 2008 be an "opportunity" for Aries to use that fire in a controlled manner.

TAURUS: Had some bad surprises mixed with romance? Well, luckily, no one got hurt. In fact, you might even be friends with the perpetrators. Don't worry, by October/November your reputation is restored, and anyway, you've been getting luck in the romance sector since last last year (hey, at least your "paramour" will be your friend for life) and also, in business...don't blow off those contacts, they're For Real - (this is based on YOUR RISING SIGN, fyi, don't be lazy and read for your "Sun Sign" only.......Taurus can be lazy unless it involves money or sex ) Anyway, NEXT YEAR is the big Lucky Break Year for you. Just pay attention now: It IS Who You Know.

GEMINI: Hey, hottie. Did you feel like you were the greatest 8 months ago? Well, too bad that "competitor" showed up and ruined your life. Anyway, this month, prepare to shine again. You've got a LOT MORE fighting Spirit now, after feeling down in the dumps for a while. This is not an "easy" time for you, so many people criticizing you, your work, everything. Oh well, Fuck em. You are great, maybe someday everyone will realize that Gemini is the hardest sign to incarnate as......finding that "Twin Flame" and being so bizarre and smart and having two separate worlds no one but you and me know about. Bummer.

AQUARIUS: It hasn't been easy being you. What with Mars showing all the cracks in your psyche for 2 months, and all those "old issues" coming out. But, you weathered it well, some would even say magically. By the time September reaches that wonderful Equinox (Sept. 21-- when energies are balanced between male/female), the world will see that you really deserve the title "Best Looking" or at least "Most Outrageously Capable of Being the Star Child of the New Age"....how hot you will look in late September... (I won't mention the hell of March), but even if I did, your detractors would sneer and say you have it so easy. Ha, let them eat cake! You know the truth, Aquarius. You're shining; Be evolved enough to smile and know that their time will come and tell them: "Aquarius Shares."

PISCES: How have you survived? Life has SUCKED with all these "unexpected" annoyances and "surprises" from out of nowhere. The new girl at work, the ex boyfriend, the neighbor who infringes on your fences. Only getting worse or better, I'm afraid. In a couple weeks, expect a Mexican Standoff, based on what's already happened. Being a Pisces, you'll probably swim away and think how cursed they all are. Well, only YOU can free yourself. Look to September 10th for the Light of Your Next Move. (ps: Whatever it is that's bothering you will be "transformed" in a couple months, say December....don't back down, but don't be a tyrant either.) Mantra: "I am the Most Evolved. I am the Most Evolved".

SAG: Didn't see that argument coming? Actually, you DID, as the power struggle comes to fruition in your life in the next week (probably within 2 days)...it's all verbal and you'll probably fume, but LAST YEAR was your year, who are you to complain? Depending on the degree of your sun and how it squares other planets, you are simply getting bad surprises and extra work. However, Sagittarius has also hosted PLUTO for the last 12 years, a powerful aspect, so I have no sympathy for your "bad days"....you've been blessed with what is the equivalent to an extremely HOT IRON inflamed with passion and purpose. Your life....I know, it's so "dramatic" and "intense"....life, death, money, sex, power. Having a bad day? Being a Sag, you should take it in stride and know that in 2009, you'll be looking and feeling hot. 2008 being the shakedown you oh-so-wanted-to-avoid. Take a Valium, what's done is done.

LIBRA: If you EVER WERE A BEAUTY QUEEN, get out and TAKE PICTURES. With Mars jetting through your sign, do what you DO BEST: Sing, dance, act, write, take photos, design, become a mentor, a friend a teacher, a "social butterfly". You were LIKE THIS 2 years ago, remember? How hot you were....Let your beauty shine for the month of September, you won't look this good (physically, professionally, artistically) for a LONG LONG TIME. Take note.

CAPRICORN: It's not easy being the best. Or just deep down, knowing it. All those jerks at work, getting by so easily, til now. You really chipped away at the stone for years, now your life is simple. Expect a new "promotion" or some well-deserved accolades in the next 3 weeks. People look at you as "dependable" and trustworthy....some might even think you had some "magical skill", but you would laugh sarcastically and say, "I worked my ASS OFF." Now it's vacation time, Capricorn. Things haven't been this good in 12 years (remember?) Good job (and you look good too). Cheers.

SCORPIO: 2 weeks ago, you came up with an idea. Now is the "second phase"....go with it or dump it. You have light from a veiled source...which means there are "friends" and collegues helping you along. Scorpio never likes risks, only sure things. But the element of suprise, blessings from above and security are in your future. Take all offerings seriously. (And don't be surprised if a karmic relationship out of your past surfaces in 2 weeks.) And my ongoing advice to Scorpio: Forgive them.

VIRGO: Expect that within 4 days you get "concrete" confirmation about an issue regarding romance or children. Since April, you have gone over "dark waters" - that past, karma, "what is expected of you".... After spending all of the last 2 months researching and "deciding", you will find your demons and insecurities have been exorcised, and all you have is WHO YOU ARE. No more games. Plus all that "Old/Bad Karma" and self-criticism in the "secret", hidden part of your life (since 2006) hasn't helped your self-esteem. You know: Your weight, height, brother, parents, career, athletic ability, housekeeping skills, ability to finish the 'Rubik's Cube' in under 3 minutes.....all 'those' issues you deal with DAILY. VIRGO: Give Yourself A Break.



I know it's not "popular" in ..... what year is this? I forget. .... Oh yeah, 2008, not to love "Jesus" or "Mohammed", (exclusively) but I will maintain my ANCIENT TRADITIONS, some of which have been lost or pushed aside, though humans can easily be brought back, if it BENEFITS THEM. (Am I a cynic?)

I was thinking that I would start writing a weekly astrology column - maybe perhaps even more detailed. I noticed on my website counter that whenever I write about astrology, my site hits triple.

This is, of course, because people subconsciously LOVE astrology, their signs, the future and all things Cosmic.

Ps: For a great Master Astrologer, read: ASTROLOGY ZONE . I might write something similar, but more hip and easy to read.

I sure wish Keanu would ask me out on a date. It's been since 2005 since LYNN COLLINS , who is already married (again).... she probably wonders why he can't find someone "better than her".

What, is that NOT TRUE?

Love Isis
310-606-2460
Keanu Please Call Me. Did you ever get my KAMA SUTRA CARDS or did Cheryl jack them?
Well, anyway, I wonder if you'll take the initiative and not let more days pass you by.

Happy Birthday.
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August 28

THE THIRD WHEEL OF KARMA

I called Cheryl Maisel's office again, to see if she told Keanu to check this website.

Her assistant told me, "He's unavailable."

I said, "Oh really? Is that why he goes to see movies alone?"

And then, you know, I got to thinking...

KEANU AND CHERYL IN AUSTRALIA


Did Kevin Huvane go to Australia? Or arrive at STREET KINGS with Keanu? How is he "unavailable", I wonder?

Maybe Hali, the BIG KAHUNA IN HAWAII will get the message to Keanu.

Why? Well, because he's family. One thing I have learned in life is that your family doesn't care about anything but your happiness
...and Keanu has been pretty lonely in the last 7 years.

KAHUNA: Kahuna is a Hawaiian word, defined in the Pukui & Elbert Dictionary as "Priest, sorcerer, magician, wizard, minister, expert in any profession." (See also "Ancient Hawaii") - WIKIPEDIA

LOVE ISIS
310-606-2460

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August 27

OTHER WORLDS

I was wondering if Keanu has a "soulmate". It seems likely that he would.
It would also seem likely, based on his films (which if you understand THE ASTRAL PLANE) would be giving him "clues" and "guidance",
sort of like a soul's subconscious speaking. Things, like for example: finding someone on the Internet.
Or writing letters (maybe I should have just called up Bob Schneider, Sandy's ex from Austin),
or maybe how he himself sank into some strange depression in the time between "The Lake House" and "Street Kings" -- you know, the dead wife thing.

It kind of makes you wonder what the guy wants. Well, that's Virgo for you.

Anyway...In honor of our (or at least my) parents, I am posting this video of John Lennon. Barak Obama is giving a speech tonight at the Democratic National Convention, and I for one, am proud of him and his wife Michelle. Truly, I feel they will bring great healing to our country, and hopefully to Earth. Maybe he's just the type of energy needed when Planet X comes, which is no joke.

I still hope that Keanu will build a Museum of Film and Music, because actually, that might be what is REALLY REMEMBERED about him in say, 200 years. Not that I know anything.

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE


Isis

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August 26

SCARF, TOP sewn by IsisHOW I USED TO BE IN AUSTIN.

Skirt by Isis, top by Hollywood Boulevard

Me nice.

Dress sewn by me.

Me Not Nice.



My favorite picture...I look like a housekeeper, you know, the cords....actually, I WAS a "live-in housekeeper" all of 2007 for some South Americans. Hmm. Funny.

Dress sewn by me.STREET KINGS PREMIERE DRESS

Interestingly, in this photo, in the background, you can see the hotel sign THE KNICKERBOCKER. This hotel was built in 1925, and was glamorous and popular with celebrities, including Gloria Swanson, Rudy Vallee, Dick Powell and Bette Davis. Errol Flynn lived here when he first came to Hollywood and both Frank Sinatra and Elvis Presley stayed many times. Harry Houdini stayed here when he came to Hollywood, and his widow held a seance on the roof in 1936. Director D.W. Griffith, who made such classics as "Birth of A Nation" and "Intolerance", lived here until his death in 1948.

Me and Madonna.

ha ha.

DOGSTAR BACKSTAGE"Yeah, um...I was wondering if I could get your autograph?"

So, I called up Cheryl Maisel, Keanu's publicist, and when I asked her to tell him to check "peacechief.org", she was strangely very sarcastic, and told me, "Oh, yeah, I'll get right on that."

I mean, GEE HE'S ONLY SINGLE. I was thinking that all those years seeing him alone,
and a big fat paycheck might maybe make a person a little "sympathetic" or at least "observant".

I know there are cynics who might say I've "done something", but that is just some BULLSHIT that is propagated by
those who wish to CONTROL and otherwise maintain a "status quo" that fulfills some bizarre agenda.

So then I said, "Well, if you won't do that (simple task), I will just go through Cameron Diaz." Then she said, "Are you THREATENING ME?!"

And I thought to myself, "These Hollywood jackasses sure don't know what it means to be threatened".....

Actually, then I said, "Why Cheryl, darling, I would never threaten you, how is that a threat?"

Then she said (after she hung up on me and I called her back), "We'll pass on the message."

So, if Keanu never got it, well Deano has been friends with his cousin in Hawaii for 20 years, so whatever. He called him on Saturday, probably a LOT QUICKER than all this "brainwashing-so-we-can-keep-Keanu-working" b.s. or some ego trip or people "too busy" to observe the state of their "friend's" life.

I mean, sometimes Hollywood goes both ways, dig it?

Hope you all check out the Forum I started, you're invited. Check PEACECHIEF.ORG for the link. My policy is no deleting comments, because being an Aquarius (like Rob Mailhouse) I don't give a fuck.

LOVE ISIS

Keanu out seeing a movie alone on Monday in Los Angeles.


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August 21

Being that Keanu is in New York since he's a workaholic, I am going to just sew and take pictures with my friend Deano, as I now have blond hair again and need new pictures.
He has photographed a few of Keanu's friends, including Cameron Diaz. Here is the link to his website: DEANO MUELLER PHOTOGRAPHY

How stupid of me to think I should go through his manager and publicist, though of course, by now, everyone thinks I'm some kind of freak. Hollywood. That's the pot calling the kettle black.



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August 20

LONELY AT THE TOP

Today I received an email from someone who checked my YouTube Channel. It reads as follows:

Hello,
I saw the video, your site and also found a page about a love declaration for an actor.
What a great energy. It is good to feel concerned by political issues.

But concerning your interest for this Hollywood actor, it seems to me that all this energy is directed in a wrong direction.
This man must receive thousands of love declarations and invitations... and your tremendous energy to try to get in touch with him
must scare him, plus, I do not think a guy like that is alone... he gets women... I don't worry about him.

Why don't you write a book or a script about this fantasy of him?

Write about you as a child, your interest for Egypt, about when you first saw the actor, and about your fascination
for him...
Write about how you try to contact him and imagine an end to the story. It would be more creative
than your web page, because you could have a good story for a novel or a movie script.

Also, I saw on the page that you paint, and well. Why don't you paint your own vision instead of doing copies? As I said before,
you have a great energy, try to direct this energy in a creative direction. You are a great story teller who need to believe the story she imagines.
You are intelligent.

I hope, to read a book and see paintings from you.

Take care.
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I have a really good idea. Why don't you tell me "how many thousands" of people said Hollywood actor has dated, been in a relationship with, married or even is with RIGHT NOW?

I mean, not to sound so rude, but considering ALL THE THINGS PEOPLE HAVE SAID ABOUT ME,
I feel a little justified. Apparently in this war-torn world, declaring love for someone makes you ridiculed
and people try to stop you, probably because they themselves can't find such passion, and resent it.

Or I have another idea.

How about looking at THESE PICTURES and tell me what you or anyone else REALLY KNOWS about things like reincarnation, the meaning of life
or what it means to see things from different "angles".






July 2008

P.S. One other thing: I have noticed in my emails and observing the Internet that people SOLELY FOCUS on "Keanu Reeves"..... everything (everything!) else I write about goes without comment, only serving to underscore MY BELIEF that they secretly and subconsciously deify him, yet deny it whilst they chat endlessly on fan boards about how "crazy" I am.

Love ISIS

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August 18

KEANU REEVES FAN CLUB, ET AL.

Today I tried to drop off a birthday present to Keanu....his birthday is September 2. It is an early present because there is a special reason...

I don't think he lives in the same place as before -- he probably moved back to the Palacial-like sensibilities of the Chateau Marmont.

I attended the premiere of STREET KINGS but a cadre of his obsessed and delusional fans (4 to be exact) went and told "security" about me.

I am so sure Keanu appreciates rabid women "protecting" him....who knows, maybe they will get together.

Coming soon, new pictures, as I am now back to my natural blond state.

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August 16

I was thinking, I was actually remiss in mentioning my photographer, DEANO MUELLER, who took this picture:
...and many others.

Being a fellow Texan and friend of mine, he took my pictures for free, at about 4 in the morning.

I don't know how much he charges for other folks, but he is certainly one of the coolest cats in town. And that is no lie.

DEANO'S WORK

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August 15

ARTIVIST FILM FESTIVAL

ARTIVIST FILM FESTIVAL
Yesterday I applied to do Promotions for the "Artivist Film Festival", which is a politically aligned and socially conscious Film Festival in 5 countries.

I thought this would be nice to do, seeing as I personally want a REVOLUTION of the People, and Peace on Earth. However, since I use this website as my main source of communication, I am sure they will never hire me, based on "Keanu Reeves" and my apparent (and misunderstood) interest in him.



Maybe I should have just been an actress, after all, done one movie like "Magnolia" and retired to a life of people saying, "Hey, there was that chic, you know, she was in that 'movie'!?"

Or maybe I should have just called my friend Lisa Newmeyer from Austin, who is best friends with Renee Zellweger. You know, Lisa was in A SCANNER DARKLY, the film by Rick Linklater.

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August 14

I decided to re-post Bob Dylan instead of divulging my plans for THE MUSUEM OF FILM AND MUSIC to all the "Ugossipers" who check this site. You're so cute, checking here, and mocking me, whilst you speculate about Anita, China, some "psychic's prediction" of a woman who's name starts with "H" being with Keanu. (Of course, I told you it's an "I" on it's side, but who listens to me.)

As for Keanu not winning an Academy Award or EVEN BEING NOMINATED in 2000 -- even after his BABY DIED in December, 2 months before they chose nominees....well, that is because Dragons are so powerful people are jealous.

Sound "familiar"? That is why I say most people suck, until that is burned away from pain, grief and misfortune.

ISIS, 33 YEARS LATER

Bob Dylan, Live 1975



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August 13

DESIGN OF THE MUSUEM OF FILM AND MUSIC I

I never wanted to be an actress or else I would have been. I mean, surely, I could have already fucked half of Hollywood !
That's not really my style, though.

Anyway, according to Chinese Astrology, which I am not exactly a fan of, but do know a thing or two about,
it is only the DRAGONS who achieve success early in life.

Keanu is a DRAGON... which they "say" is the Most Powerful Sign.
Hence, THE MATRIX coming out in THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON = 2000.

That would be the "top" of his career, FYI.

The next "big date" being 2012 (12 years later), ahem, which I have mentioned several times.

I personally am a Monkey; they say they're very "smart" (they ARE the closest of all the creatures to Man, after all),
and that they most get on well with DRAGONS. They say Monkeys "entertain them".

For the record though, we are in THE YEAR OF THE RAT, which is a year of "style".
Rats are stylish, and as you may or may not know, RATATOUILLE did win an Academy Award this year.
It won for "Best Animated Feature Film",though some people thought it should have been nominated for the actual "Best Picture."

So, a film about rats, in the Year of the Rat. I like all the signs, especially the Buffalos.

Last year was the YEAR OF THE GOLDEN BORE, a year heralded by mystics for many, many years.
It was supposed to bring "great and long sought after wealth."
I am sure Keanu doing a movie with Jennifer Connelly .... well I will just leave my opinions to myself.

I could go on and on about Chinese Astrology, but I am actually a Western Astrologer. Think: "Zeus", one of my Patron Gods.
ZEUS
Tomorrow, I will post information on the "Museum of Film and Music", THE ETERNAL LEGACY OF KEANU REEVES, if he actually begins to think that way.

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August 12

OUT-OF-WORK PHARAOHS
As you may have realized, there is not a lot of work for "Pharaohs" in today's bustling economy.

What is a Pharaoh to do?

Well, become an actor, of course. It's a perfect way for a Pharaoh to re-manifest all those charming Pharaoh-like qualities: entertain large audiences, gain international recognition,
the fame, the lights, the Big Money.

Actually, Warren Buffet could be considered a Pharaoh, but he lacks charisma, and wasn't born in LEBANON.

Pharaohs are maligned, in general.

I think Keanu should build a Musuem of Music and Film,
and thereby IMMORTALIZEand RESURRECT
people and our culture in case of "Emergency" (that is to say, after the forthcoming Pole Shift).

Does this make any sense to anyone? Anyone?

And on a totally unrelated note, this is where I feel like going, right now:


or maybe somewhere I can walk around naked.



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MUSUEM OF FILM AND MUSIC
OSIRIS AND ISIS
I really hope "Keanu" our erstwhile Universal Superstar will build an International Film and Music Musuem. It's a good idea, since Egyptians kept such immaculate records. I mean anything can happen, with the climate and all......

It would be a shame to lose all that work. And I am sure many, many musicians and filmmakers would be interested in such a magnanimous and well-thought out idea....and probably would help create it.

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In addition to giving up on my political work, I think I should give up trying to explain Ancient Egyptian History,
because I have realized that I might hurt people's feelings.

This isn't of course to say that people haven't hurt mine, but apparently, my feelings don't matter.

Maybe I should just keep everything to myself. Like, for example, Keanu STILL SINGLE IN THE TWO YEARS I'VE BEEN WRITING HIM LETTERS.
Hmm. This is kind of pathetic, if you want my opinion.

The Riddle of the Sphinx

...(Once partially underwater based on scientific testing, because of a prior Pole Shift)



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August 2 : saving the world, feeding starving children, sheltering the homeless or providing medicine to poor people who have no money.

I would have liked to have done these things. But, I have faith Mr. Obama will AT THE VERY LEAST be likable enough
that our allies and maybe even our enemies might be better, nicer and more apt to reasonable discourse than the last 8 years.

Have a wonderful life.....today I am going to a Modeling Agency that called me back after I sent them my photo.
That's about one phone call more than I can say for the Green Party....who don't pay anyway and aren't going to win.

Later

ISIS

August 30

THE 12 MONSTERS

Long ago, the "Zodiac" was named "THE 12 MONSTERS". This was to show people that really, those "12 Signs" are a little bit more significant than they appear.
If you draw a circle, for example, and then draw 12 lines, toward infinity, you might think HOW POWERFUL...AND far, far away the unknown, cryptic, mysterious and remote origins of that sign really is.

Something to think about.

This is probably why "astrology" has survived every religion, political group, language and territorial overtaking in our collective history.
Even my Chinese students in Singapore knew their "Western" astrological sign.

(Note of course, how many planets on the "map" are NOT NAMED -- MARS, JUPTIER, SATURN being the "planetary exceptions". Actually, only stars are named, like our 'SUN'...so many, many planets unknown to us.)

PERSONAL ASTROLOGICAL PREDICTION FOR KEANU: Imagine meeting someone 5 years younger than you, never married, no kids, lives in Beachwood Canyon. Cooks, cleans, sews, bellydances. Enjoys being naked. Well, dear Virgo, if you have noticed that you are turning the Magical Age of 44 (considered the "Age of Wisdom" in the Kabbalah),
then surely you must realize that the past is the past. Shred your wilted demeanor and embrace life again. We've missed you.

It's time to spread your wings.

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GENERAL OBSERVATIONS FOR ALL SIGNS: Being that Jupiter is about to go direct, there is a feeling of "anticipation" ....Jupiter brings hope, good luck and "fruition"....The two weeks leading up until the "direct" motion of Jupiter shows that the work you've been doing since April is finally coming to an "Excitement Point." Plus, Mars is in Libra, the sign of Beauty: It's been two years, think about it.

Very Important: Read for your "Rising Sign" (which dictates the actual correct way of viewing your birthchart and the houses -- LIKE READING A MAP TURNED CORRECTLY)....Have you ever tried to read a map turned wrong? It's the same thing. Consult ASTRO.COM and input your birthtime and location; it will show a "Rising Sign" (Look for the sign that is at the "9:00pm position" on a clock; this represents the horizon at dawn.)

(RE: Click "Free Horoscopes", then "Extended Chart Selection", then "Add A New Person". You can use a fake name or just an initial, it is all the same. You will get a basic birthchart for free.)


FYI: Keanu is a "Double Virgo", meaning he is a Virgo Sun and Virgo Rising. Of course, being a Wizard, this simply means he has a somewhat simplified life (For Example: Having "other people" do everything for him.) So, he only reads one sign - VIRGO - which is so very easy and pure, actually, so "VERY VIRGO".

I personally am a 0 degrees Libra Rising, which means I am the exact opposite of the Perfect Horoscope. This means that I SHOW YOU how to read the stars, karmically speaking. Man is 0 degrees Aries; Isis is 0 degrees Libra (this is not "common").


CANCER: Things are smooth for you, you don't have to worry about your future, it's all taken care of. All the grief you survived two years ago is now "experience" and not grief anymore. It's good to let go of things that never worked out: perfect marriage, perfect kids, perfect credit, perfect life. You're over that now. Basically, you managed. And really, this is "Foundation Building Time"....no looking back, no one is "better than you", you are fine, and talented. Plus: Take photos of yourself, your family, your life in September. I promise, you will be the envy of everyone. So beautiful, so perfect. Sure, you might have felt "the Best" in 2002.... things haven't been that good since then, face it....but here we are, like looking into the wrong end of a telescope....It's not great, but at least YOU'RE HOLDING the telescope. In other words, you know how far you've come, what you CAN DO and how different it is now. What it's called is this: "PERSPECTIVE."

LEO: More and more, I wonder why "friends" disappear. How it was SO CONCRETE a year or two ago, and now.....they are out there and never come around. Well, Leo's don't really NEED FRIENDS....they just need a phone call and that feeling that they're loved. June and July you had plenty of friends....I am sorry you're alone now. Maybe make the effort; there are parties at OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES and they would really like you to show. Anyway, depending on the DEGREE OF YOUR SUN (very mucho important), the Universe has been working on a slow-grind to bring you long lasting popularity....and life long friends. Lucky you.

ARIES: Your partner sure looks good. Maybe even better than you. Maybe it's time to consider being more respectful, if you really want to have "Game". We can't always beat our bosses, spouses, friends, etc. until we "observe" and see how we can be better, smarter, hotter and more stylish. Let go of jealousy, you lose, baby. Depending on where your Sun is (the degree, that is), you have some awesome aspects, most of which are subtle power marks....learn astrology, it's not an Aries trait (astrology, that is), but rushing into unknown territory without regard to bodily harm is, so let 2008 be an "opportunity" for Aries to use that fire in a controlled manner.

TAURUS: Had some bad surprises mixed with romance? Well, luckily, no one got hurt. In fact, you might even be friends with the perpetrators. Don't worry, by October/November your reputation is restored, and anyway, you've been getting luck in the romance sector since last last year (hey, at least your "paramour" will be your friend for life) and also, in business...don't blow off those contacts, they're For Real - (this is based on YOUR RISING SIGN, fyi, don't be lazy and read for your "Sun Sign" only.......Taurus can be lazy unless it involves money or sex ) Anyway, NEXT YEAR is the big Lucky Break Year for you. Just pay attention now: It IS Who You Know.

GEMINI: Hey, hottie. Did you feel like you were the greatest 8 months ago? Well, too bad that "competitor" showed up and ruined your life. Anyway, this month, prepare to shine again. You've got a LOT MORE fighting Spirit now, after feeling down in the dumps for a while. This is not an "easy" time for you, so many people criticizing you, your work, everything. Oh well, Fuck em. You are great, maybe someday everyone will realize that Gemini is the hardest sign to incarnate as......finding that "Twin Flame" and being so bizarre and smart and having two separate worlds no one but you and me know about. Bummer.

AQUARIUS: It hasn't been easy being you. What with Mars showing all the cracks in your psyche for 2 months, and all those "old issues" coming out. But, you weathered it well, some would even say magically. By the time September reaches that wonderful Equinox (Sept. 21-- when energies are balanced between male/female), the world will see that you really deserve the title "Best Looking" or at least "Most Outrageously Capable of Being the Star Child of the New Age"....how hot you will look in late September... (I won't mention the hell of March), but even if I did, your detractors would sneer and say you have it so easy. Ha, let them eat cake! You know the truth, Aquarius. You're shining; Be evolved enough to smile and know that their time will come and tell them: "Aquarius Shares."

PISCES: How have you survived? Life has SUCKED with all these "unexpected" annoyances and "surprises" from out of nowhere. The new girl at work, the ex boyfriend, the neighbor who infringes on your fences. Only getting worse or better, I'm afraid. In a couple weeks, expect a Mexican Standoff, based on what's already happened. Being a Pisces, you'll probably swim away and think how cursed they all are. Well, only YOU can free yourself. Look to September 10th for the Light of Your Next Move. (ps: Whatever it is that's bothering you will be "transformed" in a couple months, say December....don't back down, but don't be a tyrant either.) Mantra: "I am the Most Evolved. I am the Most Evolved".

SAG: Didn't see that argument coming? Actually, you DID, as the power struggle comes to fruition in your life in the next week (probably within 2 days)...it's all verbal and you'll probably fume, but LAST YEAR was your year, who are you to complain? Depending on the degree of your sun and how it squares other planets, you are simply getting bad surprises and extra work. However, Sagittarius has also hosted PLUTO for the last 12 years, a powerful aspect, so I have no sympathy for your "bad days"....you've been blessed with what is the equivalent to an extremely HOT IRON inflamed with passion and purpose. Your life....I know, it's so "dramatic" and "intense"....life, death, money, sex, power. Having a bad day? Being a Sag, you should take it in stride and know that in 2009, you'll be looking and feeling hot. 2008 being the shakedown you oh-so-wanted-to-avoid. Take a Valium, what's done is done.

LIBRA: If you EVER WERE A BEAUTY QUEEN, get out and TAKE PICTURES. With Mars jetting through your sign, do what you DO BEST: Sing, dance, act, write, take photos, design, become a mentor, a friend a teacher, a "social butterfly". You were LIKE THIS 2 years ago, remember? How hot you were....Let your beauty shine for the month of September, you won't look this good (physically, professionally, artistically) for a LONG LONG TIME. Take note.

CAPRICORN: It's not easy being the best. Or just deep down, knowing it. All those jerks at work, getting by so easily, til now. You really chipped away at the stone for years, now your life is simple. Expect a new "promotion" or some well-deserved accolades in the next 3 weeks. People look at you as "dependable" and trustworthy....some might even think you had some "magical skill", but you would laugh sarcastically and say, "I worked my ASS OFF." Now it's vacation time, Capricorn. Things haven't been this good in 12 years (remember?) Good job (and you look good too). Cheers.

SCORPIO: 2 weeks ago, you came up with an idea. Now is the "second phase"....go with it or dump it. You have light from a veiled source...which means there are "friends" and collegues helping you along. Scorpio never likes risks, only sure things. But the element of suprise, blessings from above and security are in your future. Take all offerings seriously. (And don't be surprised if a karmic relationship out of your past surfaces in 2 weeks.) And my ongoing advice to Scorpio: Forgive them.

VIRGO: Expect that within 4 days you get "concrete" confirmation about an issue regarding romance or children. Since April, you have gone over "dark waters" - that past, karma, "what is expected of you".... After spending all of the last 2 months researching and "deciding", you will find your demons and insecurities have been exorcised, and all you have is WHO YOU ARE. No more games. Plus all that "Old/Bad Karma" and self-criticism in the "secret", hidden part of your life (since 2006) hasn't helped your self-esteem. You know: Your weight, height, brother, parents, career, athletic ability, housekeeping skills, ability to finish the 'Rubik's Cube' in under 3 minutes.....all 'those' issues you deal with DAILY. VIRGO: Give Yourself A Break.



I know it's not "popular" in ..... what year is this? I forget. .... Oh yeah, 2008, not to love "Jesus" or "Mohammed", (exclusively) but I will maintain my ANCIENT TRADITIONS, some of which have been lost or pushed aside, though humans can easily be brought back, if it BENEFITS THEM. (Am I a cynic?)

I was thinking that I would start writing a weekly astrology column - maybe perhaps even more detailed. I noticed on my website counter that whenever I write about astrology, my site hits triple.

This is, of course, because people subconsciously LOVE astrology, their signs, the future and all things Cosmic.

Ps: For a great Master Astrologer, read: ASTROLOGY ZONE . I might write something similar, but more hip and easy to read.

I sure wish Keanu would ask me out on a date. It's been since 2005 since LYNN COLLINS , who is already married (again).... she probably wonders why he can't find someone "better than her".

What, is that NOT TRUE?

Love Isis
310-606-2460
Keanu Please Call Me. Did you ever get my KAMA SUTRA CARDS or did Cheryl jack them?
Well, anyway, I wonder if you'll take the initiative and not let more days pass you by.

Happy Birthday.
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August 28

THE THIRD WHEEL OF KARMA

I called Cheryl Maisel's office again, to see if she told Keanu to check this website.

Her assistant told me, "He's unavailable."

I said, "Oh really? Is that why he goes to see movies alone?"

And then, you know, I got to thinking...

KEANU AND CHERYL IN AUSTRALIA


Did Kevin Huvane go to Australia? Or arrive at STREET KINGS with Keanu? How is he "unavailable", I wonder?

Maybe Hali, the BIG KAHUNA IN HAWAII will get the message to Keanu.

Why? Well, because he's family. One thing I have learned in life is that your family doesn't care about anything but your happiness...and Keanu has been pretty lonely in the last 7 years.

KAHUNA: Kahuna is a Hawaiian word, defined in the Pukui & Elbert Dictionary as "Priest, sorcerer, magician, wizard, minister, expert in any profession." (See also "Ancient Hawaii") - WIKIPEDIA

LOVE ISIS
310-606-2460

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August 27

OTHER WORLDS

I was wondering if Keanu has a "soulmate". It seems likely that he would. It would also seem likely, based on his films (which if you understand THE ASTRAL PLANE) would be giving him "clues" and "guidance",
sort of like a soul's subconscious speaking. Things, like for example: finding someone on the Internet. Or writing letters (maybe I should have just called up Bob Schneider, Sandy's ex from Austin),
or maybe how he himself sank into some strange depression in the time between "The Lake House" and "Street Kings" -- you know, the dead wife thing.

It kind of makes you wonder what the guy wants. Well, that's Virgo for you.

Anyway...In honor of our (or at least my) parents, I am posting this video of John Lennon. Barak Obama is giving a speech tonight at the Democratic National Convention, and I for one, am proud of him and his wife Michelle. Truly, I feel they will bring great healing to our country, and hopefully to Earth. Maybe he's just the type of energy needed when Planet X comes, which is no joke.

I still hope that Keanu will build a Museum of Film and Music, because actually, that might be what is REALLY REMEMBERED about him in say, 200 years. Not that I know anything.

Maybe he'll call me, and not let anymore days that can't be gotten back pass him by.

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE


Isis
310-606-2460

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August 26

SCARF, TOP sewn by IsisHOW I USED TO BE IN AUSTIN.

Skirt by Isis, top by Hollywood Boulevard

Me nice.

Dress sewn by me.

Me Not Nice.



My favorite picture...I look like a housekeeper, you know, the cords....actually, I WAS a "live-in housekeeper" all of 2007 for some South Americans. Hmm. Funny.

Dress sewn by me.STREET KINGS PREMIERE DRESS

Interestingly, in this photo, in the background, you can see the hotel sign THE KNICKERBOCKER. This hotel was built in 1925, and was glamorous and popular with celebrities, including Gloria Swanson, Rudy Vallee, Dick Powell and Bette Davis. Errol Flynn lived here when he first came to Hollywood and both Frank Sinatra and Elvis Presley stayed many times. Harry Houdini stayed here when he came to Hollywood, and his widow held a seance on the roof in 1936. Director D.W. Griffith, who made such classics as "Birth of A Nation" and "Intolerance", lived here until his death in 1948.

Me and Madonna.

ha ha.

DOGSTAR BACKSTAGE"Yeah, um...I was wondering if I could get your autograph?"

So, I called up Cheryl Maisel, Keanu's publicist, and when I asked her to tell him to check "peacechief.org", she was strangely very sarcastic, and told me, "Oh, yeah, I'll get right on that."

I mean, GEE HE'S ONLY SINGLE. I was thinking that all those years seeing him alone, and a big fat paycheck might maybe make a person a little "sympathetic" or at least "observant".

I know there are cynics who might say I've "done something", but that is just some BULLSHIT that is propagated by those who wish to CONTROL and otherwise maintain a "status quo" that fulfills some bizarre agenda.

So then I said, "Well, if you won't do that (simple task), I will just go through Cameron Diaz." Then she said, "Are you THREATENING ME?!"

And I thought to myself, "These Hollywood jackasses sure don't know what it means to be threatened".....

Actually, then I said, "Why Cheryl, darling, I would never threaten you, how is that a threat?"

Then she said (after she hung up on me and I called her back), "We'll pass on the message."

So, if Keanu never got it, well Deano has been friends with his cousin in Hawaii for 20 years, so whatever. He called him on Saturday, probably a LOT QUICKER than all this "brainwashing-so-we-can-keep-Keanu-working" b.s. or some ego trip or people "too busy" to observe the state of their "friend's" life.

I mean, sometimes Hollywood goes both ways, dig it?

Hope you all check out the Forum I started, you're invited. Check PEACECHIEF.ORG for the link. My policy is no deleting comments, because being an Aquarius (like Rob Mailhouse) I don't give a fuck.

LOVE ISIS

Keanu out seeing a movie alone on Monday in Los Angeles.


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August 21

Being that Keanu is in New York since he's a workaholic, I am going to just sew and take pictures with my friend Deano, as I now have blond hair again and need new pictures.
He has photographed a few of Keanu's friends, including Cameron Diaz. Here is the link to his website: DEANO MUELLER PHOTOGRAPHY

How stupid of me to think I should go through his manager and publicist, though of course, by now, everyone thinks I'm some kind of freak. Hollywood. That's the pot calling the kettle black.



310-606-2460
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August 2 : I have noticed that people still check this page. I have formally resigned from any political work, trying to get Bush impeached or better yet: ARRESTED,
saving the world, feeding starving children, sheltering the homeless or providing medicine to poor people who have no money.

I would have liked to have done these things. But, I have faith Mr. Obama will AT THE VERY LEAST be likable enough
that our allies and maybe even our enemies might be better, nicer and more apt to reasonable discourse than the last 8 years.

Have a wonderful life.....today I am going to a Modeling Agency that called me back after I sent them my photo.
That's about one phone call more than I can say for the Green Party....who don't pay anyway and aren't going to win.

Later

ISIS
AUGUST ARCHIVES PEACECHIEF