THE RIFT
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March 19 I have created a new YouTube Channel, which you can access
here. I noticed that some jerk actually JOINED YouTube just to insult me. In other words, he posted his comment on the day he joined, presumably because he hates me ENOUGH to fill out a 10 minute questionnaire. Sometimes I laugh so hard I fall out of my chair. March 16 March 12 March 11
On a positive note, my niece loves me, she told my brother yesterday, "Only two more days." March 3 February 28 Keanu February 26 February 22 February 18
February 14
February 11 KEANU - February 4
Dear Keanu,
Tamara de Lempicka is perhaps the most famous painter of the art deco period.
She was born in Poland and moved to Russia where she lived until the Bolsheviks arrested her husband during the Russian Revolution.
She secured his release and they fled to Paris. There she enrolled at the Academie de la Grand Chaumiere,
and became a highly sought after world-class portrait artist.
On the left is de Lempicka's "Adam and Eve", 1932 and an oil painting I did because I love her work...this was in 1997. I think they are both about 3' x5'.
Why is it that once a person becomes a Freedom Fighter, either the husband or wife ends up in the slammer? Take for example: de Lempicka, Bhutto or the gorgeous Ahn Suu Kyi of Burma?
I am sure there are other examples, probably from some South American pulp novels, or the history of South Africa.
Back in 97, we were on the cusp or edge of the DARK RIFT OF THE GALACTIC CENTER, which is approximately at 27 degrees of Sagittarius....in the "hidden" constellation of
OPHIUCHUS, The Serpent Holder. As I recall, we were all so naive, were we not?
As you can see quite clearly here, there is obviously a chasm, a snake, a river or a scary unknowable passage which we didn't see coming, but are now almost out of. This of course, ties into the war for oil (a "reptilian" fuel), Bush, Iraq, suicide bombings, school shootings, the environment essentially falling apart, and perhaps even, our own species realizing (or supposed to) that we are in fact, capable of exterminating ourselves.
On a positive note, not many people get to live through Our Sun conjuncting the Galactic Center of the Universe, even if it is terrible. I say this because I am an optimist.
THE SERPENT HOLDER
Actually, on a more specific note, what happens is that where ever the Constellation of OPHIUCHUS is located in your birth chart is where that dark energy crosses your life.
.If you look at where the end of Sagittarius is (the Arrow), you will see where the hidden sign Ophiuchus is, that is to say, 18-29 degrees of Sagittarius. In other words, this is where the Dark Rift is crossing through your life, which in your case is in the 4th House, or the "Foundations of Your Life", conveniently known as "The Home".
So, basically, for the last 7-10 years, your home has been a source of great pain, because it doesn't seem to be "perfect"....yet, I will say, that actually the "Home" or "Your Roots" --- friends, career, the way you are perceived -- has been like a deeeeeeeep river. For good or bad. Does that make any sense?
They say that once we pass through this so-called "Dark Rift", things will never be the same.
Not that I like to talk too much about myself, but I am including my birthchart so you get a comparison: 
You see, the Dark Rift runs through my COMMUNICATION sector (the 3rd House) -- a source of great pain for me, as I write to you and get no response yet actually, as time has gone on in these years, I have highly refined my abilities, such as sending pictures of exploding cars to the Secret Service and using the Internet as a tool, which later could obviously be useful for "A President", if you get my drift.
If anyone else is reading this and wants to find out where his or her Dark River Falls, click here: and enter your birth info (you must have your time of birth)
Snake energy is really super powerful and also, snakes were known to be smart, hence "Eating the Apple" and figuring out "The Deeper Mysteries" of Life.
As an Egyptian friend told me, when I asked why the Pharaoh had two snakes on his forehead (the Ureaus), he said, "Because snakes," he touched his forehead, "Very smart." He looked at me. "And very fast." 
Though I will mention that from 2002-2004, I could hardly get out of bed in the morning, which is why I posted that painting, which you've probably forgotten about by now. Remembering how much pleasure I got from just moving around a paintbrush with no attachment as to what happened, and then things changed. That painting ended up in the trash by the way...or actually, I never knew what happened because I lost all my possessions, when I went over the edge like Will and Holly...but I have the photograph.
One last thing: In April 2007, astronomers announced that the Swedish-built Odin satellite had made the first detection of clouds of molecular oxygen in space, following observations in the constellation Ophiuchus.[2] -- from Wikipedia.
What this means to me is that there is LIFE IN OPHIUCHUS. I am tremendously certain, because my empirical knowledge of Mystery Schools would lead me to believe that life would indeed come from a transcendental life/death/sex/regenative energy in a constellation that is hidden.
As for the "myth" that explains the history of the Serpent Holder, one interpretation is that "the figure represents the healer Asclepius, who learned the secrets of keeping death at bay after observing one serpent bringing another healing herbs. To prevent the entire human race from becoming immortal under Asclepius' care, Zeus killed him with a bolt of lightning"....that is until Isis got a computer.
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I know I said something about "the next Keanu"....but actually, I am posting this photo here simply because I don't want Keanu to get his feelings hurt or anything. I have heard this movie bombed .... though personally I like Cavemen. Maybe there is a long long road to catch up to old Keanu. I am very bored, obviously, sometimes I just have to take a break from chasing down moviestars, battling the government, dealing with dipshits on the Internet who insult me and trying to get people from the Green Party to take me seriously. Well, Lynn's dress has a strange hem, I say this because I sew.
I hope everyone has a wonderful day, and don't worry, I will be a completely respectable Publicity Stunt for STREET KINGS whether Keanu calls me for a date or not.
You know, the Secret Service has this bellydancing video I sent out to about 100 newspapers, and apparently the "Wichita Eagle" in Kansas City called them about it.
They mentioned it when they came out to my parents house.
"Now, that's you in the video, right?"
"Uh-huh."
"And do you remember what you sent with the video?"
"No, I don't recall."
"A picture of an exploding car."
I started laughing. Well anyway, let me make one thing clear here: Don't worry about exploding cars at your Premiere.
Love ISIS !
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THE ART OF SHARP FOCUS
In case you were wondering, the reason you went out with Lynn Collins was so that you stopped dating Autumn.
I'm not mad by the way....I was really in an unavailable place. In 2004, when you were in Austin, I was in Washington DC..... you know, "two halves of your brain competing" political-kind of thing.
I was thinking that Hillary might beat Obama, or at least give him a good run. Of course, I hope for the Highest Spirit, as that energy will do a much better job at running things, especially in the realm of human rights, which is FAR MORE IMPORTANT to the Universe than :health care: or those other topics that people like to speculate about for hours.
I like Obama, but he would not change anything for the better (though we can only hope).
And nothing would happen with Hillary, though there would be a lot of talking talking talking by TV people, whilst things remained at a standstill or worse. It would be a low-key circus with her. McCain...well, as Chris Rock -- who he's never heard of -- says, "Wasn't he too old to run 10 years ago?"
I am watching keenly, and actually, well....perhaps I will leave further opinions for a more private meeting.
You know, I read the "Astral Plane". The Astral Plane is the invisible world that is actually "in form" simultaneous to our physical world...much like what Plato was referring to when he discussed the "form before thought"...they didn't have such hippie phrases then, but it is the same thing.
It's the idea that your mind creates reality and/or that your mind is READING reality....much like the 'chicken and the egg' theory....which is first? Like Einstein and his e=Mc2. You see - E- or "energy" equals "matter" which is us -- "squared" -- that is to say, for example the number "144" = "12x12". In other words, there is a REPEATING PATTERN. 12x12= THE ASTRAL PLANE....if you want to know a secret, well, imagine a triangle, then make it 3-D (pyramid) then make it into a star pattern that would be made up of oh, say 12 3-dimentional triangles. A starburst.
Like "The Wheel", people only build upon that by which all things are JUDGED.
You may laugh, but if you want to know a little something, VIRGO is "pure" because without the standard of "comparison"
-- take for example A VIRGIN, which is something we all relate to,
then "other things" can be judged. Or a diamond (as the Standard of Purity),
and how other precious and semi-precious stones compare. That's a way of looking at VIRGO. But enough of astrology.
Personally, one of my heroes is Chief Joseph.
In case you are wondering about Chief Joseph, whose Indian name is "Thunder Coming Down the Mountain", he led his people 1700 miles in winter to escape the US Cavalry. They were captured 30 miles from the Canadian border. His famous last words before surrendering were, "From where the sun now stands in the sky today, I will fight no more forever."
Love Isis
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A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT
It seems that 1/3 of the Yangtze River in China is "polluted beyond repair".
This huge river supplies water to 186 cities -- the water is undrinkable and causing cancer.
Finally, the Chinese are fighting back, as you can see on this video.
I, for one, am glad to see this type of resistance from the public, an "Environmental Revolution"
-- though, sadly this is really "the silver lining" to a very desperate situation.
It also reminded me of the Ancient Symbol known as the "Ouroboros",
A snake eating its own tail. I know it's great to have money (even though I personally have none, not that it seems to matter),
but at what cost do we pursue industry?
Of course, the Great Reptilian energy known as "fossil fuels" is an example of this destruction on a global basis.
The Ouroboros is part of a deeper mystery, namely the 13th Constellation.
There are 13 Constellations to the Zodiac, though one is hidden. It is part of Mystery School Information.
It is called "OPHIUCHUS, THE SERPENT HOLDER".
This constellation is a man wrestling a snake, or perhaps half-snake. There is debate over this, though I say it's half-man, half-snake.
Actually, once you're wrestling with a snake, does it really matter who is holding who?
Because you're wrestling with a snake, and a Big One.
This is part of the mystery of this sign. It is widely considered "unlucky" being born from Dec. 5-18...
the "being born under an unlucky star" belief comes from this sign (maybe that's why they hid it, as no one wants anyone to know this, of course)
This sign is very dark, with much Sex, Death, Rebirth energy.
I don't really know if I agree with it being "unlucky",
though here are some things to consider:
1) Jim "The Lizard King" Morrison - born December 8
2) Pearl "The Day of Infamy" Harbor - December 7
3) Assassination of John Lennon - December 8
4) Jennifer "Dark Water" Connelly - December 12
I am sure there are a few other ideas here, that might come to mind. This energy is considered "dark", like a Rite of Passage or a deeply transformative experience.
People born under this sign are SEXY. Also, strange things happen during the Ophiuchus.
I had a great time in Canada, by the way. No, I really did. I met great people...Remember, Snake Times are interesting, though possibly traumatic.
You may not believe me, about this hidden sign that is.
Though if you check out this symbol: 
for CAPRICORN, which directly follows
the hidden Serpent Holder, you will see the distinct "dip":
The Black Hole, the Darkness,
the River that Runs Through the Universe, "The River Styx"- the Other Side
Basically ...well, you get the idea -- that upon reaching "Capricorn",
the dip is conquered, and the Serpent reveals itself as a positive force instead of a negative one.
Which is to say that this is a very touchy sign.
Which is probably why no one talks about it.
December 12, 2008
THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL
opens. By the way, no need to feel bad, Keanu, because no one would have taken us seriously if we were both actors.
Love You !
Isis
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THE BAD NEWS:
Being called a "stalker", hooker and would-be assassin.
Having my comments on "KeanuWeb" about Pippa Lee deleted,
noticing my Green Party friends aren't returning my emails
since some idiots posted that I am a stalker, hooker and would-be assassin, and of course, the deep and harrowing realization that despite
what all Keanu's so-called "fans" might think, they SURE can't figure out THE BIG PICTURE of his life.....
Sort of like a "screenplay" in real life. An enigma wrapped within a mystery within a puzzle.
"A STORY WITHIN A STORY", if you will.
Oh yeah, and watching him alone all the time.
THE GOOD NEWS: My parents have a charge-account at the liquor store down the street.
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A POEM:
THE PRIVATE LIVES OF PIPPA LEE, Studios decline, what's to see?
An aging woman who's getting divorced, really this plot line is a little forced.
Poor Keanu, why even bother, Winona is sleeping with her father.
Let us all become depressed, isn't life already a mess?
Surely Erwin doesn't need the dough, 2009, out the window.
Arthur Miller is hardly remembered; besides his daughter should defend her gender.
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Needless to say, I feel this movie is gonna bomb. I also remember mentioning "representing me well"
over the Academy Awards weekend. Maybe I had some kind of "premonition", as Parker Posey will go down in history
as one of your girlfriends. Don't get mad at me, it's just that some stories/images
stick in people's minds. Some European magazine has photoshoped some image of you together with a rose, it's ridiculous,
but as they say, "A picture is worth a thousand words." I do occassionally get premonitions,
like when I said you were in danger in Vancouver and there was a shooting at the restaurant you were at
-- I am just so glad you weren't outside at that moment.
That is, until she gets to see me.
Well, I hope you have a great day. Probably you can tell by my writing, I am a little weary.
Love Isis
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"It's not the critic who counts. It's not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of the deed could have done it better. The credit belongs to the man in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who strives vailantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, who at best knows the high achievement of triumph, who at worst, fails while daring greatly for he knows his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat." - THEODORE ROOSEVELT
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I really don't know if you check this site, so many people to "get through" to get to you, I don't suppose it means anything to know that it is torture to me to write and write and write, get the police called on me, etc etc, send gifts with no response, all this, trying to get a phone call from you....you know, it's caused me great turmoil.
Today the Secret Service came out to my parent's NUT FARM (no joke) and interviewed me ("an update") for 3 hours. Sheesh. Sometimes I just wonder what kind of karma I have.....Or perhaps how misguided they are in their questions. "How does it feel to protect a criminal for a paycheck", maybe they should ask themselves. Well, luckily for me, I like the Secret Service.
How are you? How's "Hollywood"? It would be charming if you called.
Love Isis.
NEWS UPDATE: Today it seems that Ralph "Nader" -- a word which means, "Lowest Point on the Horizon", has announced that he is going to run in the 2008 election. At 74 years old, having lost 3 consecutive Presidential elections, we can see that hope springs eternal for a person who possibly caused George Bush to win in BOTH previous elections, by siphoning off votes from Gore and Kerry.
DEAR KEANU -
I sent a UPS package to Canada, but apparently you have already left.
Maybe you will have fun at the Academy Awards. 
xoxxoxx
ISIS
Wow, is that how big your dick is? I was wondering, and actually, I was thinking, despite the fact you didn't call or write me for Valentine's Day, that picture makes up for it. Too bad you weren't the cop that knocked on my door at 2am.
Oregon was great....Salem, you know, named after "Salem" Massachusetts, where interestingly I went one Halloween during college, and it was very magical and memorable. A lot like this trip, where I gave a speech and it was filmed, and now all I have to do is post it on my website, and continue to get the support of the Green Party, and thereby get the Nomination in July, be in the National Debates and win the election. You're probably not interested in politics, huh? Well, actually, neither am I. However, I am interested in REVOLUTIONS, and that is my soul's mission. To help the people, that is.
World Peace, feed the poor, power wrestled away from those who are selfish and self-serving. Here's a picture of you in China, Osiris, looks like your domain is quite large. 
I like the arm up thing, very Pharaoh-like. As for Obama, well, he's a great guy -- maybe he should be put in charge of Africa (his father is from Kenya you know) I think that would help: dictatorships, civil war, famine, poverty, refugees, illiteracy. First things first, I say.
Lots of love to you. I hope you dropped out of that film, short whatever. I mean, look: the "theme" of a woman who's husband leaves her for a younger woman....etc. is NOT APPEALING to people. Trust me. Not a "date movie", not uplifting, terrible idea that only those involved in the film will think is worth 10 bucks.
Love, Isis
My Number (again) 559-301-3603.
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First of all, it IS 9 months before the election, and you know, I don't think the "American People" will be interested in Obama for that long. He's beating Hillary, which a lot of people relish. And of course, the Republicans don't stand a chance. As my father says, "They should throw rocks at them".....and he's a Registered Republican. 
So, anyway. I believe that when a Leader comes out, it is obvious, and I am a good "speech-giver".... aside from Obama saying he'd keep the troops in Iraq...well, he's a politician.
....but who am I to point that out.
I figure you won't call me uh....until...who knows when. As Attila the Hun's mother said, after his father died, "Now, you only have your shadow." That's pretty much how I feel, as I know that I only truly have myself.
LOVE ISIS
UPDATE:
Many Events for 2008....if you're interested.
Austin TEXAS, March: SXSW (many friends)
RAINBOW GATHERING in WYOMING
JULY 1-7 (bring a tent!)
NATIONAL CONVENTION, Chicago July 10-13
BURNINGMAN, YOUR BIRTHDAY WEEKEND
Theme this Year:
"THE AMERICAN DREAM" 
Hope you're not too busy !!!
XOX Isis
How are you? How's the snow? Well, I am writing to INSIST that you call me. The reason for this is that ...whether you realize or not, you simply are NOT going to find another person to date etc. until you call me. I say that because though it may not be obvious to you, it is obvious to me that the Spirits have been trying to get us together. Burning Man last year, for example, the theme being ("GREEN MAN") This is a critical time, believe me.
The Republicans are literally LAUGHABLE ....I mean, HAVE THEY LOOKED AROUND? Two wars? Bankrupted government? And they have the nerve to ask people to actually vote for them?!
The ALTERNATIVE is THE GREEN PARTY
IMAGINE THIS, if you will: Three Candidates on stage. One guy from the Republican Party, either Obama or Hillary (my guess Obama) and me, in a lovely GREEN GOWN, maybe even some kind of feathers...Do you think people might like that? A little bit of "Pizzazz"? Not to be a jerk, I was just born the way I am.....of course, you DO UNDERSTAND that I am aware other people read this...how can I tell you anything OVER THE INTERNET ?! And anyway, Obama recently said he'd "bomb Pakistan", which really frosted me.
Of course, my policies are really true, so I'm not just "a pretty face".
In case you are thinking, "Yeah right, you're gonna be President", well, I am going to Salem, Oregon in a few days for their Convention. Maybe some good things will happen.
Okay, this isn't easy --trying to get you to call me, that is -- I don't like having to pursue dudes, I can get a NUMBER of other boyfriends or even a GIRLFRIEND!
It is important. Do you realize that this is ACTUALLY LIFE AND DEATH? The idiots in Washington ...I won't even go into it. All I will tell you is that the NORWEGIAN GOVERNMENT is better than us. They are storing seeds in a global seed bank at the North Pole. I have NO IDEA how much information gets through to you.......I have tried ENDLESSLY to reach you. I would much have preferred to flirt and be coy, it's my nature. However, apparently that DID NOT WORK, or more correctly, I never got the chance to, though I would point out that in 2 minutes of talking to you at the Lake House, suddenly you were "engaged" to someone they thought I was. Probably we could have been great on screen ---- maybe even historic -- BUT, ... well anyway, one of my worst traits is never holding a grudge.
My digits: 559-301-3603. Very important you call, Most Important, Your Excellency. (You and phones, I don't get it.)
XOXOX ISIS, One & the Same.
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I know that you probably laugh at the idea of me being President. Well anyway, let me explain a few things here. First, there are televised National Debates, right? With all "three" candidates? Anyway, all I really have to do is get the Green Party Nomination (at the Convention in Chicago, July 10-13), and then start a campaign, while the other people are already broke. You see, most people are not as radical as me, and anyway, if you click here: Obama, and possibly pick up and read the FEBRUARY ISSUE of "National Geographic", you will see that Obama is a Reincarnated Master. Also, I don't think anyone is too very excited about the old dudes from the Republican party.
As far as Hillary, well, she hasn't done shit for 16 years, so whatever.
I am truly sorry that things have not worked out with us -- all I can say is that I have tried, and apparently, the Spirits wanted me to be working getting some of this organized. I mean, if you think about THE BIG PICTURE, this has really .... been a huge tragedy, but within it lies the seeds of opportunity for there to be a real REVOLUTION OF THE PEOPLE.
I also think your new movie is a big mistake: From SAVIOR OF EARTH to a second-rate lover? Well, that's obvious to me. Some "ensemble" pieces should stay that way. I am unsure about attending the STREET KINGS premiere.
Please call me. 559-301-3603.
Love Isis
