January 29



CAST FOR "GRACE"

The cast, so far, that has been given to me, per the Universe, is this:

PREACHER: Paul Timek - Texas Department of Corrections, Vietnam Vet, International Gun Seller, Personal Friend of Mine.

Click here for photos I discovered on IMDB : PAUL TIMEK

I used to work with him at Gun Shows in Texas, because he thought a hot chic would sell more weapons.


MISS KUNTZ: Janna Johnson - Actress/Writer/Comic Genius, Austin Texas


DAVY: "Trevor". Guy I met on the bus, the day I delivered GRACE to Cheryl Maisel, right before Christmas.

This guy "Trevor", gets on the bus, which is packed, in the rain. He's about 6'2, with blond "shag" 70's hair, very handsome and completely cheesy. He looks around -- quickly -- at the whole "bus" scene, sees me and smiles (I am sitting). I immediately recognize that he's "Davy" (because the Spirits do this kind of thing to me), and I think,
"Oh great, I gotta get this guy's number, in front of all these people."

"Excuse me," I say, "Are you an actor?"

"Oh no," he says "But I'm about to give the World a 'Spiritual Revelation'."

"Uh-huh." I say. "Do you have a number?"

I got it....much to my embarrassment, as people probably thought I was hitting on him, which I wasn't.

ATTRACTIVE BRUNETTE WHO REMINDS KEANU/TOAD OF HIS EX-WIFE: Cathy, my parent's accountant.... 30 year-old Mexican single mother, beautiful and sweet
(she just gave me a JoAnn's Fabric Store gift card for my birthday).

Isis

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January 24



YOUR ASTROLOGICAL PREDICTIONS FOR 2009

I say "Your Astrological Predictions".... but I mean, rather, the Most Significant Aspects for the coming year.
The energy released during planetary aspects affect EVERYONE. For example, when the Civil Rights Movement was happening, there was a Major Aspect between Saturn and Uranus (1964/5).


CIVIL RIGHTS MARCH, 1965

This SAME ASPECT is happening again, but like a spiral moving upwards, that "crisis" has passed, and we see the results or manifestations of that era,


such as Barak Obama becoming President. This is how "astrology" works.

When you can read the aspects, you can "predict" things based on energy.

For example: 12 years ago, JUPITER was in AQUARIUS. Aquarius "oversees" things technological, such as Space Travel and the Internet.

URANUSSKY GOD
RULER OF AQUARIUS


Back in 1997, the Internet became widespread. In fact, I recall that "hotmail" was created this year. Aquarius likes to unite people.

Expect that there will be much more disclosed by the Government about Aliens this coming year, and more sightings of alien aircraft.
It will not meet with the standard "debunking" theories of "military jets in the area" or the idiocy of the witnesses.

Likely, if EVER peace were to come, it would be this year. JUPITER, it is said, is the "Planet of Miracles" (well, that is because actually ZEUS or "JUPITER" is "Jesus", as the Spanish-speaking people, ahem, I mean the largest number of Christians on Earth, pronounce the name.)
JUPITER, JOVE, "JESUS", WOTAN, ZEUS, THOR.... Who really cares, right?

Maybe I shouldn't write that, I mean, that he "came as a man" (a God as Mortal, kind of an old theme, really.)

ZEUS

There are quite a lot of aspects this year, in fact, I was shocked when I looked.

I have made this entry on MY BIRTHDAY (1/24), for your future edification.
As in 1+1=2+2=4. 1-2-4. Very simple.

I will start with MERCURY RETROGRADES for this year. For those of you who don't know, MERCURY is the Planet of Communication.

MERCURY/HERMES

A "retrograde" is when a planet (any planet) moves away from Earth in its orbit.

A planet's energy becomes changed during a retrograde....it is "confused" or "distant". Mercury Retrogrades are famous because of the "lost information" that occurs during these times.

MERCURY RETROGRADES FOR 2009: Jan. 11-Feb 1; May 7-30; Sep. 7-29; Dec. 26-Jan 15.

During a Mercury Retrograde, it is a BAD IDEA to: get engaged, get married, sign contracts, buy things or create "new" projects. I have seen the results of Mercury Retrograde over and over again.

For example, THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL filmed during the January 2008 Mercury RX and those scenes had to be reshot. These were the dates, if they want to look back: Jan. 28-Feb. 18.
There are some high-dollar Ad Agencies who NEVER FILM / PHOTO SHOOT during a Mercury RX, such as LEO BURNETT.

Why? Well, because some savvy person realized it will always always always turn out wrong, or leave "something" out.

For example: Barak Obama, inaugurated during Mercury RX, had to "redo" his Oath. Wierd? Well, not really.
At least the election was not held during a Mercury RX, as was Bush's 2000, controversial ("Hanging Chad") election.

I had a friend get married during Mercury RX. I knew it was a very bad idea, but, hey, what can you say to someone? "Oh yeah, let me tell you as an astrologer why you should change your wedding..."

For starters, I knew it was all wrong when they read the 23rd Psalm ("Yea, though I walk through the Valley of Death...."), which made me cringe because I knew they were doomed.

Sure enough, every time it was Mercury RX again (every 4 months), they had "problems". He'd call his ex-girlfriend, she'd move out.... it went ON AND ON,
til finally, they got divorced (during Mercury RX). My friends finally believed me after that.

Moving on.... oh, yeah, you might want to know what to do during Mercury RX. Here are some ideas:

"Redo" things, like remodeling. "Investigate" things ("rethinking")....practice things you ALREADY KNOW, like music playing, cooking, athletics (this can be a highly beneficial time in those areas); get in touch with old "lost" friends (this can apply to skills, as well, maybe things you knew as a child or neglected for years, like pottery, fishing, camping, certain crafts or languages). Write or tell stories about your past -- you will be surprised what you remember.

Your mind is accessing "Memory Banks", FYI.

VENUS RETROGRADE: March 6- April 17.

This is a somewhat rare event, as it happens every couple years. When VENUS retrogrades, our "perceptions" of love are a little "off" -- it's sort of like cotton candy at a funeral.

I remember Keanu went to Marilyn Manson's wedding (a creepy thought, if you want my opinion), during the Venus RX of December 2005.

Things don't "exactly" work out during this time. VENUS is the Goddess of Love, but who wants the Goddess of Love turning her back on you?

VENUS

I remember my parent's bought me a car during one Venus Rx, which I despised. It was a red Dodge Neon, and I had been driving a white Alfa Romeo for 16 years. I hated this "Neon" car.
I'd never "hated" a car before, it was weird. This Dodge Neon was fast, it was economical, it was new, etc. It had all the trappings of a "good car",
but I used it to rob several gas stations (Protesting Big Oil), drove it WAAAAAAY too fast, tried to trade it at Caeser's Palace in Las Vegas (successfully) to a black dude named "Shabar"
who had a huge tattoo of King Tut on his left shoulder. Afterwards, my father went and visited Shabar to reclaim the car, and returned the convertible I got instead.
I then traded the hated Neon at a gas station for a Thunderbird.

VENUS RETROGRADE: Avoid buying White Elephants.

PS: Venus is retrograding in ARIES this year. Expect the military to buy a bunch of useless stuff.

Earlier, I mentioned the CIVIL RIGHTS ASPECT and Barak Obama becoming President. I wanted to talk more about this Great Event.



I mentioned that the SATURN VS. URANUS (Conformity VS. Radicalism) aspect was happening in 1964/65, and that it is also happening right now.
Planetary aspects usually wax and wane together 3 times, because of retrogrades, before they "complete their message", and then move apart for many years (in the case of Outer Planets).

Regarding this aspect "coming around again", the first date they met was at THE ELECTION. The second "meeting" is February 1.
The final and "finishing" aspect is due September 15, 2009. Expect that the trend of RADICAL TRANSFORMATION will "be complete" by then.

Some people may say, "It is over, he won the election."

Well, that is true, but what if the LARGER MESSAGE is freedom for many oppressed people around the world?



This is a rather long entry, which is why I wrote my birthday, as a reference. It's just that this is a very interesting Astrological year.

The axis that SATURN and URANUS are on, by the way, is in the signs of VIRGO/PISCES.
Every aspect takes on the elemental qualities of the planets involved,
as well as the signs they're in.

Compassion and Spirituality (PISCES)--even a "Messianic" tone, because of Pisces close association with Christianity --



Is being teamed up with Healing and Perfectionism (VIRGO).



It doesn't really get any more perfect than A Virgin, if you think about.



Having an overwhelmingly elected American President --
as far as bringing something truly meaningful to African Americans and hopefully, the World-At-Large --
is part of the "crisis" that Virgo helped heal. African Americans have had plenty of healing through music, sports, film, television, etc.
but in that compellingly perfect way of Virgo, becoming President was "As Good As It Gets.".

This VIRGO-SATURN and PISCES-URANUS aspect is applicable in your personal life as well as the World-At-Large.
Maybe you have a career change, a marriage situation evolving, a crisis of faith (all hinted at during the FIRST CONTACT of these planets last year).

As I said, the "transformation" should be complete by the end of the year, with maybe your situation or beliefs totally different by the time it's over.

Next we have the PHENOMENAL EVENT of JUPITER "conjunct" NEPTUNE in 2009.. This doesn't happen but once every 12 years, and in this year, this major aspect waxes and wanes 3 times.

The last time these planets were "conjunct" (together, in the same sign), was in January of 1997, only for about 2 days. For some strange reason, they moved apart quickly, and never returned.
They were in the sign of CAPRICORN, which lends a masculine or patriarchal energy to that conjunction. Maybe you had a mentor, met an influential person, had some kind of meaningful situation with your father, or started working at a powerful company.

This time, these planets are meeting up in AQUARIUS. A few traits of AQUARIUS: Radicalism, Technology, "Brotherhood of Man", Outer Space.

Okay, now, add to that the glamour and mysticism of NEPTUNE.....

NEPTUNE/POSEIDON
Concept Art of Neptune that I found. It's quite "interesting", just like Neptune always is.


....And you have the many possibilities of World Peace, Social Justice, New Technologies, Alien Contact and Art with Revolutionary Themes.

The dates of JUPITER and NEPTUNE in conjunction are: May 27, July 10, Dec. 21 (the Winter Solstice).

This is of great importance, and we will see many, many things evolve, be created or become "informed of" by the end of this transit.

I could write more, much more, but I won't. At a later date, I will write about the SOLAR and LUNAR ECLIPSES for the year, and what they mean.

One last date of importance this year, and it should prove to be interesting, is the SQUARE of SATURN and PLUTO. When these two planets were in opposition, the World Trade Center was destroyed. When they moved apart, and then back into opposition, the United States invaded Iraq.

SATURN

PLUTO

As you can see, this energy is "volatile".

I always liked how my initials are the symbol for Pluto.




SATURN and PLUTO have since moved apart, and now they are in a square (90 degrees apart, as opposed to 180 degrees).
What this means is that the "message" of those events is now seen more clearly; however, a "square" is challenging, and it is coming up.

There are essentially two outcomes to this aspect:

Something bad: Another terrorist attack OR Something good: Al Queda falling apart (internally, is my prediction)
and / or Osama bin Laden being killed

The date of this event is November 15.

ISIS

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PUBLICITY

CELEBRITY STALKERS

Isis

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UPDATE: I AM GOING TO BE TAKING A FEW DAYS OFF, TO REST MY MIND FROM ALL OF THE PERSECUTION I HAVE BEEN FEELING, (which takes a psychic toll on me). This website, incidentally, gets many hits a days,
there have been days it has gotten upwards of 1,000; usually it stays in the 600 range, so I know there are many people
who come here, probably for a lot of reasons, who knows?

I hope you enjoy the Inauguration.

I will not be writing anything until my birthday, January 24.

Peace.

Isis

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January 17



KEANU POSTER

I just found something that made me laugh. Not an "easy thing" for me regarding Keanu, seeing as I have opened my life up to hatred and animousity from the strangest places.

I was checking out COWBOY BEBOP. I'm not going to say much about it, other than I like the concept a lot, but I sure hope they go the BARON MUNCHAUSEN direction (Terry Gilliam), or else they're gonna be fucked.


KEANU 12-12-08

Isis

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January 14



THESE BITCHES CAN'T SAY SHIT TO ME

So I was thinking....

1. STREET KINGS -- screenplay by "James Elroy"
2. THE PRIVATE LIVES OF "PIPPA LEE" -- screenplay by Rebecca "Miller"
3. THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL -- Remake.

Now, I don't have anything against CHEF BOY-AR-DEE, ahem, "David Fincher", but I have noticed that people here in AMERICA aren't buying expensive foods.

I mean, a tired cop movie (why, Keanu, didn't you "get the message" it was a bad idea when someone hit you in the face? Hmm?)
or a sicko-depressing soap opera (name drop, much?)

Now, I won't even get into T D T E S S .....except, you might have "considered" meeting me for a drink....couldn't be worse than 2 dudes getting killed while you were at dinner, right? (which is probably why I felt you in danger).... And Jennifer Connelly wasn't "all that" after all, was she?

Sometimes, I'm such a jerk.

IN THE TRUNK

A little "rap music" for your Oh-So-Hot-Bass-Groove.
Hope you realize the Universe is calling, and Great Rewards Await.

PS: I'm not saying I want to go out with you. Just to be clear, here. Because you've hurt my feelings.

Maybe you can call me for "lunch", you know, all business.

Isis

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January 9

HAPPY



EPIPHANY


epiphany: A Moment of Realization.
Celebration of the Catholic Church, January 6.
An Ancient Cosmic Pagan Timestamp, stolen by the Catholic Church.

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January 6

MY NOTORIOUS FILE

The last few years have been quite eventful, most of it not good.

I will start with September 10th, 2001. I found out I was pregnant. The next day, the World Trade Center blew up.
I considered this A Very Bad Sign, an Omen, if you will. Outcome: ABORTION



This decision made me very upset, later.

To this end, I continually got in trouble.
For example:

In 2004, I tried to arrest Bush, and the Secret Service put me in Bellevue Mental Hospital



Presumbably because "I" was crazy to think "President" Bush was a criminal.
Outcome: COMMITTED

Right prior to that, I went out, dressed in a silver evening gown, and robbed some gas stations, to protest the Oil War.



I was unarmed, of course, being a pacifist, but I was very fast.

As I left, I would yell, "Tell the police to arrest George Bush!"

I had the front page of the New York Times with me, and would leave it, also.

The only reason they caught me is because I stood and argued with this Mexican Attendant.
He said, "I only make 7 dollars an hour. I don't work for the oil company."
"Oh yeah," I said, "You work here." They caught all of this on film.
In jail, the detective interviewing me said, "We don't get many bandits who look like you,
but I will tell you, I don't like George Bush, either." Conviction: THEFT

MY BLUE PERIOD
I won't even get into what the "psychiatrists" at Bellevue thought about this, other than a lot of strange looks and laughter
as they nodded their heads and handed me Rorschach ink blots.


"Oh that? That's a picture of George Bush getting arrested. Can't you see his horns?"

Later that year, I was driving around Los Angeles minding my own business, and some cop wanted to stop me for a seatbelt ticket.

For some reason, I just didn't feel like pulling over. I thought to myself, "This seatbelt thing is a scam.
I wonder what they'll do if I don't stop." I wasn't going very fast, I was just basically ignoring the cop.

Within 2 miles, there were 3 squad cars around my car. At that time, I had "007" spraypainted on the back of my car,
and as I recall I was wearing huge pink sunglasses. They cut me off and six policemen surrounded my car, with their guns drawn.
"Freeze! Put your hands on the wheel !!" Conviction: RESISTING ARREST

In 2005, I got some of my filmmaker friends to go with me on a Protest of George Bush's Iraq War. I was naked and had on some
tribal body paint and an Indian Headdress. I also had a gold sequin cape. My friends had a High Definition Video camera.
I walked into a restaurant on a busy Saturday night and yelled, "The Revolution is about to start!" It wasn't long before the police came, "RRR! RRR!!"

My friends ran down the alley and hid the camera. Then, one of them came back and pleaded for my release.
"Oh no," the cops said, "We're takin' her in."
This was the only thing my father was mad about, by the way. "It's Performance Art," I said.
Conviction: DISTURBING THE PEACE

I of course, am not angry anymore, as Obama is now President, thank God.
Also, my primal rage over having had an abortion has vanished.

However, the file continues.

Aside from the Secret Service inexplicably following me around recently and looking between the mattresses of the hotel I was at
(maybe they were looking for Osama bin Laden), the most notorious thing of late is being listed as ONE OF THE TOP 25 CELEBRITY STALKERS,
according to FOX NEWS. Now, I may have robbed a gas station or two, but I never "stalked" any celebrity.


The LakeHouse Premiere, which I left.

So much for Fox's "Fair and Balanced" coverage.

As the old song goes, "How do rumors get started, they're started by the jealous people."

I must admit however, I have always had a knack for publicity.

Well, folks, 2009 is wide open.

NOTORIOUS

Ciao,

Isis

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