Pantheon: Halloween has been canceled. The venue pulled out at the last second with no warning what so ever.
ROCK ON
IT'S KEANU, EXTRA ATTENTION ! October 1
FUCKIN' HIPPIES September 28 UPDATE: Well, I am feeling some very strange energy on Planet Earth right now.
Henry's Crime
Personally, I can't believe ANYONE can fuck this all up so badly: lawsuits, returned letters, "no solicitations", River Phoenix, skanky girlfriends who ingratiate themselves to family members, THE GREAT KEANU
September 7
LIKE A BOSS September 4
August 30
INTERNET VIRUS August 5
UPDATE: I won't be writing anything for a few days, as I have a Court Date in Santa Monica Thursday at 8:30am,
THE RAINBOW WARRIORS
All presale tickets will be fully refunded to you. If you have any problems, or concerns feel free to reply to this email.
My deepest apologies for anyone inconvenienced by this cancellation. I do have a special discount list for the Area 33 halloween party.
Instead of paying $25 at the door there, they are letting me turn in a RSVP list of pantheon fans,
so you can attend that party for the original pantheon door price of $15. Email me at djwolfie@djwolfie.com to be put on that RSVP list.
What happened:
I booked the venue, all was well. They told me weeks ago who to make the insurance out to, and the price for the venue.
We confirmed that we were good to go for Oct 31st.
On tuesday I got them the insurance, did final set up time planning,
and worked out the valet details. I spoke to both the venue manager and the venue owners rep.
On wednesday at 430 pm, I get only an email telling me they are pulling out "and we hope you understand."
With no real explanation given. No phone call.
What this means:
I know our scene loves the non standard venues. But It's time for us to realize its simply better to go to an
established mainstream venue for our events.
I do these events for the community. But the warehouse and loft style improvised for a night venues are just too problematic to be sustainable.
Yes they are cool. Yes its fun going to a new building and exploring these spaces.
But its also a ton of liability, a ton of flakey venue owners, and so much more work installing sound systems,
hiring all the event staff, and creating a licensed bar from scratch at each party.
Sometimes I have heard the conversation "I don't go out to party in hollywood." or
"Im not going to =fill in the blank legal venue=,
I only do underground parties." For those of you who feel that way, I urge you to reconsider that stance.
What is important about any event is the muisc, your friends, the quality of the sound system, and your enjoyment of the evening.
I'll do my best to find quality venues that you will like. Just consider when I create a mainstream night-that its worth checking out too.
I avoid places like Vanguard that have horrible security. If I choose a mainstream venue its because I see all of us having a good evening there.
Trust me. If i sign my name to an event, its becuase I think its going to be fun.
And when I do a warehouse or loft party, I'll strive to choose the safest, most reliable venues I can.
Sometimes this means
testing out new venues that look good. And sometimes, that means having the "test" fail,
and having to cancel a party.
Just to share with you, part of the reason I did this halloween party at this venue was to check it out for a new years event.
It had the perfect set up to do a big 5- 7 crew party, where each crew would get a room of their own.
I didn't want to plan a large party like that without first testing the waters with a smaller two room event.
Well, good thing I tested the venue out, because it let us as a community find out that they had no integrity.
Im glad that we learned this on halloween, instead of at new years.
And fortunately there are lots of events this halloween for us to attend.
My friends at Area 33 are totally supportive of Pantheon, and they are gracious enough to offer us all a DISCOUNT LIST for their party.
Normally the door price is $25 bucks for the Area 33 event.
for the pantheon people,
they are letting me do a $15 AT THE DOOR WOLFIE LIST.
FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME AT DJWOLFIE@DJWOLFIE.COM AND I'LL PUT YOUR NAME ON THE AREA 33
$15 AT THE DOOR DISCOUNT LIST.
I love that they are being so sympathetic to our cancellation, and offering the same door price
that pantheon was charging for you.
RSVP to djwolfie@djwolfie.com, otherwise its $25 at the door.
AREA33 Presents
"Haunted Dollhouse Halloween Bash"
Saturday, October 31st 10pm to 7am Featuring the Dead Doll Dancers!
Tricks & Treats all night long!
Saturday, October 31st 10pm to 7am
***RSVP TO DJWOLFIE@DJWOLFIE.COM
for 15$ SPECIAL ENTRANCE DISCOUNT LIST
your name will be on the wolfie list at the door!*****
located at 11822 Teale St
Culver City, Ca 90230
Featuring the Dead Doll Dancers!
Tricks & Treats all night long!
Featuring a frighteningly talented line-up of DJs:
Oscure
(LABA/Space Island, LA)
Todd Spero
(Integral Gatherings/B-Sides, LA)
DJ Dayhota
(Re-Invent Music, Chicago)
Mark Zabala
(Ninja Skillz, LA)
Saadhu + Loomer + pSilent
(Bass Ritual/Afterburn, LA
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THE VINYL REVENGE is playing Friday in Hollywood.

Saturday my friend WOLFIE is having a huge Halloween Rave.

Click Here for details:
DJ WOLFIE
You can play some mixes if you click on Music ... it's hilarious he sampled NEO.

So remember kids, this is when the VEIL BETWEEN WORLDS is very thin.
Say a Prayer to your Ancestors and Friends who've Crossed over ... Light a Candle (that's what the Pumpkin is all about)
I'm taking the next few days off, as I will be filming a little and partying a lot.
LA Peeps are invited to both events.
Later !
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Here is a video I shot of THE VINYL REVENGE,
which
is Pablo's band.
This is at their rehearsal space. The band is: ANASTASIA, JOSH (her brother) on guitar,
JEREMY on bass and PABLO on drums.
One nice thing about hanging out with Pablo is that he's new to L.A.
and I've been going out places with him, even though previously,
I was jaded and complacent about this whole scene.
Sunday, I am taking him to the HARE KRISHNA TEMPLE in Venice
for their free Sunday Vegetarian Meal and Service.
The last time I went was to pray to the LORD OF THE UNIVERSE
for KIM REEVES recovery.
And she surely did recover.

THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE
Peace Out.
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UPDATE: Having just arrived back from my Court Date for my
MILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT ... which is one of the more absurd aspects of my life, (among others) = I think today I shall reflect upon how YESTERDAY I sent a PDF file
(click HERE ) to some Producer who ........ and here I am laughing ........ doesn't seem to think the names KEANU REEVES, COURTNEY LOVE AND JOAQUIN PHOENIX
are high-dollar enough to merit actually reading the script.
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Sunday sailing with John ... and later at home with my roommates, who are hilarious.
And, I was delighted to find a whole section of THE POINDEXTER FAMILY'S
walnuts, almonds and pistachios at Ralph's in Marina Del Rey before our trip.
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THE VELVET MARGARITA
I know this is very "random", but some peeps requested a New Astrological Update.
I am not too very inclined right now, but I will say a few things, a little "Astro Trivia", if you will.
First of all, since this is what is considered "The Dark of the Moon" --
that is, the few last dying days/hours before a "new moon", it's not a Good Idea to get married, or start new projects.
No one ever got married back in the day on the Dark of the Moon.
It's the "death of the moon", as is notated by the above photo, which is part of the Mid-South American Death Culture.
I am not exactly a fan of Goth, or "Day of the Dead".........my energy is counter to this.
In fact, I am not even allowed around it.
I know I mentioned going to the OTHER VENICE FILM FESTIVAL.
I checked out their website and realized that since they couldn't even get a reasonably
legible list of films, I am not going.
If I was one of the filmmakers, I'd be pissed.
This weekend, I am taking Pablo on a trip to HOLLYWOOD.
He wants to find some places for his band, THE VINYL REVENGE, to play.
I'll show him around some of my Favorite Spots: HOTEL CAFE, KRESS, my cheap pizza joint owned by a very angry Romanian,
The Beauty Bar, PIG AND WHISTLE, the AZTEC BAR (see above) I got thrown out of a couple years ago, and probably the ROOSEVELT.

Ciao.
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MEET THE ARTIST
When I went to the EGYPTIAN, I met John Littlefield, from EXTREME MAKEOVER, and his friend Bruce.
Then I got to thinking Pablo would be really great for EXTREME MAKEOVER.
How he's so hard-working, so nice, plays the drums like a madman and since he just moved here from Connecticut, really needs a job.

John told me about how when he first got to L.A. right after September 11th 2001, and was totally broke,
and how his Agency in New York was letting go of all their East Coast Talent,
and how he was feeling like he didn't know what to do.
"Yeah," I said, "And then what?"
"I did what any self-respecting man would do. I went to the bar."
And that's where he met Bruce, who became his very first boss in L.A.
I was so impressed by the fact that they were still hanging out together,
all these years later.
In fact, that told me A LOT about Johnny.

GAZA
So I was wondering if maybe they could help Pablo get a job.
He's a graduate of HARTFORD ART SCHOOL,
and on 3 Different Occasions was told his art was "too controversial".
"Take it down!" they said. Pablo refused.
The best one was when he set 100 Mousetraps for his Senior Exhibition.
"Take it down!" they said. "It's a Liability!"
Pablo said, "It's about 'Catching People' and by the way, I thought this was an Art School!"
He went to the Dean, who finally gave in.
Then, the best part is that some drunk chick at the Opening fell backwards on it,
and all the Mousetraps went off.
I laughed hysterically. "You caught a girl!! Right on!!"
So, here's the "Crying Indian", and me trying to hook up one of my bff's.

PABLO
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I never knew that's what IKEA stands for.
Last night, I went to the Premiere of the new "Web Series" called EASY TO ASSEMBLE.
It's a series sponsored by IKEA, takes place in IKEA, and is all about IKEA.
I fucking hate IKEA, and now I wanna go shopping there.
Actually, aside from the overwhelming cynicism I have about the entire concept,
all the acting from everybody was really great.
Keanu was a jerk to me, which doesn't surprise me, but what I found amusing is that
the girl he was with looked like someone who works in a Mall. Like at the Chanel make-up counter.
So the whole "mall" thing was tripping me out.
Then I said hello to some guy in a blond wig and asked if he was in the Production.
He said, "Actually, I'm the drummer in the band that just played. (pause) Everyone always forgets the drummer."
Of course, I felt stupid. I said, "No way, dude, I gotcha right here!"
and showed him the video I shot, and how I made an extra special effort to get him.
Mark...... he was really sweet.
But the best part of the night is when I hooked up with these two Gangsters.

JOHNNY ISIS AND BRUCE
John is the Co-Host of EXTREME MAKEOVER and Bruce is a Designer.
In fact, Bruce's Father painted the Murals at the EGYPTIAN THEATER.

That almost made me cry, in my own IKEA sponsored, free Skyy vodka way.
I always find the drummers, artists and Troublemakers, no matter where I go.

I wonder how hard I'd laugh if Keanu actually read my script and started being a lot nicer to me.
Ah, the remorseless rapaciousness of an Unkind World.
GRACE

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Here is a picture of me and my friend John, out in Joshua Tree.
THE WATER WOMAN FESTIVAL was really cool, the Best part being ED BEGLEY, JR. speaking.
He was SO KIND, so nice... He was Shining in His Light, he had Ideas for a Better World, our Country, he talked about his Wife...
It was actually a Moment of Healing for me, having met so many jerks in Hollywood.
Once in a Great While, you meet someone who is really sincere, and R-E-A-L.
If only PEOPLE could be more along this Line of Thinking..........
and really, there are so many people out there.
Also, since this is OCTOBER (my favorite Month), I am expecting a lot of SERIOUS MAGIC to happen.
Here is the NEXT GREAT EVENT:


Pablo (see Below) just got hired at this Art Studio.
He is doing sound at the Gig, as this guy knows Oliver Stone and Val Kilmer.
Val, who likes INDIANS.

Not that I want to go out with the guy, but he DOES help "Native American" causes, bless him.
Pablo invited me to go. "Just don't ask Oliver if he shagged Sharon Stone, or why everyone says he's a jerk. Oh yeah, and why JFK sucked."

BLACK CAT ART.COM
Peace Out Brothers and Sisters.
PS: I am posting the PFD LINK to my script, sorry for the broken link before.
I am hoping KEANU REEVES bets on the FASTER HORSE, but then again, he ain't no Gambler.
GRACE
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Well, I'm glad to know at least someone out there is getting screwed.
Which reminds me, I think I am going to start dating people. I've sort of made an unconscious decision in the last say, oh 3 years, to push guys away.
Now, why would I do something stupid like that?
As it is, I feel like I'm living in a hotel, albeit one with a Garden and Cheaper Rent.
Also, I just found out that one of my roommates has a friend who jams with Courtney Love.
He's going to run the idea by her of playing a Christian who hates drugs and is the Perfect Mother.
And, Pablo showed me his Portfolio yesterday, which blew my mind.
He is Fucking Awesome. I hope he gets some Art Shows in Los Angeles. Really.
I'm going out to the WATER WOMAN FESTIVAL in Joshua Tree for a few days.
You know, the whole "Goddess Thing". I won't be writing here for a week.
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DEAR KEANU...
Pablo would like to meet you. He would like to meet you at Gaby's and eat Falafel on the motherfucking Pier.
Love Isis

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I can't really explain it, but it seems to be "something" is about to happen. I don't know...............
Genre: Heist/Drama
Premise: A toll booth worker takes the blame for a bank robbing he was tricked into.
When he gets out of jail, he decides to rob the same bank in order to justify his sentence.
About : This is the recently announced project Keanu Reeves (no relation) signed onto, which he will also produce.
It will be directed by Malcolm Venville. Stephen Hamel and Lemore Syvan will produce along with Reeves.
Some of the trades are calling this a romantic comedy. Though I can see why classifying the script may have been difficult,
there’s not an ounce of comedy in here, so you can kaput that rumor right now.
Sacha Gervasi is probably best known for writing 2004’s “The Terminal” for Steven Spielberg.
Writer: Sacha Gervasi
Details: 121 pages (unknown draft date)
So how *does* one classify Henry’s Crime? We’ve determined it isn’t a romantic comedy.
But it does have romance. Yet I wouldn’t call it a romance. It’s got a lot of drama, that’s for sure.
Oh, and it’s also a heist flick. Well… It’s not quite a heist flick. You’d need a lot of heisting going on for that.
I guess you would call this a soft blend of all of these, with an exclamation point after “soft”.
I’m having a hard time forming my thoughts for this review because Henry’s Crime didn’t really leave a lasting impression on me.
It’s minimalist to the extreme. It’s reserved. It’s passive. And for that reason, it moves through you like a daydream.
You’re experiencing it but when you wake up…you only remember bits and pieces.
The premise is actually kind of neat. A simple toll booth worker named Henry is unknowingly roped into a bank robbing by a few loose acquaintances.
When it all goes to shit, Henry’s the one who gets caught. He’s told that if he names the men involved, he’ll go free.
For reasons that are still unclear to me, he doesn’t name the men.
This leads to a four year stint in jail, where he meets a wise older gentleman named Max. They become best friends.
The sage Max is always pushing Henry to find his point here on earth. Why is he here? Henry doesn’t know.
After Henry gets out of jail, he goes in search of this point. He ends up heading back to the bank he didn’t rob, and that’s where it hits him.
He went to jail for a crime he didn’t commit. So he might as well go ahead and commit the crime.
So far, so good.
Except that’s pretty much where the interesting stuff ends. Henry’s Crime feels like a script desperately searching for a way to fill up
all the empty space around that intriguing premise. And although there are some original choices made in the story,
they never really feel like they’re a part of it.
Henry himself is quite a vapid character. He rarely interacts with life unless it interacts with him first.
He doesn't offer his opinions on matters unless someone asks him. He will speak only when spoken to.
In fact, most of Henry’s vocabulary revolves around different ways of saying, “I don’t know.”
To be honest, Henry feels a lot like a robot. I couldn’t help but think of Jeff Bridges in Star Man.
Remember how that character always seemed confused and asked a lot of questions? That’s pretty much Henry here.
Except Henry is from earth. I know, I know. There are a million Keanu Reeves jokes to be made here.
But I actually like Reeves and respect how he takes chances on material. Only a few A-list stars are that brave.
But this role may even be too introverted for him.
Anyway, eventually Max gets out of prison and Henry convinces him to help him with his plan. It so happens that there’s an old theatre company
right next to the bank, and that underneath it is an ancient water tunnel that nobody knows about,
which leads to the bank vault. Henry ends up befriending a young actress who works at the theatre,
and the two strike up a relationship. Eventually (and I wouldn’t fault you if you laughed here),
Henry and Max realize that they can only get into the tunnel through one of the actor’s rooms.
So Henry tries out for and lands the part of the lead actor in the play,
which allows Max to use his room to dig into the tunnel.
I mean…that’s about as bold of a choice as you can make. Because if it doesn’t work,
it’s gonna fall faster than the floor Max is standing on when he breaks through.
Towards the end, things start getting Prison Break in nature (can anyone explain to me how that show lasted more than one season?
THEY BROKE OUT OF THE PRISON!!! There's nothing left to do!).
The original gang leader who robbed the bank first (and screwed over Henry),
finds out about the heist and wants in. So does the security guard who spotted Henry during that original robbing
(though his interest feels more like a convenient way to give them a man on the inside). And while this is the one place where the script adds a healthy dose of conflict,
the heist itself doesn’t sustain it.
I fully admit there's a chance here I didn't "get" this story.
I didn't read the trades until afterwards and therefore had not heard of people classifying this as a "Capra-esque" romantic comedy.
Looking back at it, that surely would've colored my approach to the read.
But I think it's better I went in knowing nothing. Because that way I read the material for what it was.
And I never felt any comedy in here at all. In fact, I thought this was a pretty heavy drama.
Who knows? Maybe Variety got it wrong and everyone else picked it up. I will give this to Gervasi.
He’s written something very original. But I simply couldn’t get into it.
Script link: Henry’s Crime (If you are the writer or copyright holder of this script and would like it taken down,
please e-mail me at Carsonreeves1@gmail.com and I will do so immediately)
[ ] What the hell did I just read?
[x] barely kept my interest
[ ] worth the read
[ ] impressive
[ ] genius
What I learned: This very well may be a pet peeve of mine so I’m not going to speak for the rest of Hollywood here.
But one thing that drives me crazy is characters that only ask questions. One of the reasons I hated Kevin Smith’s Dogma so much,
is that all the main character does is ask questions. That’s all she does the entire script.
I never learned a single thing about her because she was too busy asking everyone else questions. And while Henry isn’t that bad,
he definitely spends a lot of time asking questions, and as a result, I never get to know who *he* is.
Without knowing your main character, it’s hard to identify with and root for him. And that was my big problem with this script.
I never got a sense of who Henry was, so I didn’t really care about his life.
Posted by Carson Reeves at 9:22 PM
INTERESTING.
Well, here is an ADOBE link to my entire script.
I am posting it "on-line" for your perusal. ADOBE formats it differently, it is actually 128 pages.
Keanu would win an ACADEMY AWARD for this, if he want's to Direct it. (Of course, he'd probably win for actor or something.)
And I have just the Cinematographer In Mind.
GRACE:
(Synopsis)
Toad (Reeves) has just gotten out of prison in California for methamphetamine production and trafficking.
He goes back to Texas to reconnect with his brother Doyle (Phoenix), his sister-in-law Kaylynn (Love) and the rest of his family.
His nephew, Timmy, a 14 year-old loner, is attempting to start a Satanic Cult, because he wants to meet girls.
His niece, Grace, has been forced to go to Christian Bible Camp,
and begins subversive Native American activities in protest of Christianity.
His other niece, Charlene, 16, has a Mexican boyfriend with an F.F.A. sheep, soon to be sold at auction.
Once Toad gets back in town, all the ladies start coming by,
because he was always so handsome.
The town is full of Christians.
ALSO:
Since Michael Douglas’ Son (30 years old) was just arrested for Meth,
and Farrah Fawcett/Ryan O’Neil’s Son is in prison for METH,
and countless other families have been affected by this problem,
I think this film will be very successful, on many levels.
TOAD
DOYLE
KAYLYNN
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Oh, I am so sure there are people who knows people who know the people who are friends with people of Keanu,
who read this website, and still sit around and say NOTHING.
Well, anyway.........I am very Patient, but not exactly that Forgiving.
I am not so sure any of them have won ACADEMY AWARDS. But, who am I ?
Obviously just some jerk who can't stand Keanu's fans, that's why I leave, most the Time.
I am sorry..... I mean, what chick would sit around and have 400 other women screaming,
"KEANU! KEANU!!! Here, here, sign this, a picture, please, your autograph!!
a kiss, smile for my camera, I love you, I'll give you a blowjob, here's my address, my bra........"
anyway. I'd be single too.
Love Isis
I've been playing this very loud lately, is there any other way?
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CORN AND TOBACCO
Native Americans once said,
"Grandfather Spirit gave us Corn and Tobacco. One for the Body and One for the Mind."
How these have been 'abused' by americans ("Big Tobacco" and GMO) isn't part of this story.
I have been working on my Garden.
BEFORE
BEFORE
The Soil isn't deep enough, hence the dwarf plants from a previous Gardener.
BEFORE
I am from a farm, after all, and I sink to the ankles in the soil of my Father's Land.
In Los Angeles, I have been tearing up dead plants, adding manure,
breaking up clay, tilling soil and waiting the One Precious Week to sow my seeds.

I am planting: DILL, RED PEPPERS, SPINACH, ONIONS, GARLIC,
BEEFSTEAK TOMATOES, LEEKS, CABBAGE, ARUGULA, MINT, BROCCOLI, BUTTERNUT SQUASH,
ROSEMARY, CUCUMBERS, LETTUCE and EDAMAME.
However, I am Most Excited About:
TOBACCO



Aside from "planning ahead" for 2012 ....
I mean, let's not kid ourselves about how valuable TOBACCO will be to TRADE.
Also, my roommate Rich has his UNCLE PERVIS ATKINS (an ex-Theatrical Agent)
PERVIS AND RICH
Who is reading my script after he gets back from being Inducted into the "College Football Hall of Fame"
in New Mexico next week, and who also
incidentally, played against my Father in the 1960 Sun Bowl.
And another of my roommates has a cousin who Produced Nicolas Cage's last film.
LOVE ISIS

PABLO
My roommate is an artist.
He is from Connecticut and has hundreds of paintings in spare bedrooms back East.
Currently, he's been using Celeb. Photos with "Slogans". I find them very amusing.
Though he IS very charming and sexy, it's unlikely we will hook up (even though we share a bedroom).
I am pretty fond of sleeping on the floor, on my Bearskin Rug.
Plus, he's like my brother.

Sometimes "artist-types" just find each other so interesting, with Nothing But Love.
Here's one of my Lost Austin Paintings, which I might redo sometime.

Pablo told me he wants to do the PEACECHIEF photo of me,
and he already came up with a Slogan. It made me laugh.......
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I am putting up this picture from Christmas.
As I recall, that's when I sent Keanu my script.
Basically, I think that he's been robbed. Maybe that's why he's doing a movie about a Bank Robbery.
Think about it.
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Christians (Joaquin's parents were Missionaries), Courtney Love broke, stupid films with no scripts and Keanu wandering around in Hirsute Glory as his latest film goes straight to DVD
.... as I PREDICTED before it started filming.
BRETT
Also, I just found my Ex-Boyfriend's picture on facebook,
and I just wonder what Life Means.
He is everything this picture tells you.
Here is the "latest" letter I received from Keanu's People.
A COUPLE THINGS:
1) Received on KEANU'S BIRTHDAY.
2) On the day that his "funding" for HENRY'S CRIME fell through.
3) How COURTNEY LOVE hasn't done A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G in several years,
and also recently claimed all of her Estate from KURT COBAIN was gone and nearly filed Bankruptcy.
4) The fact that ALL of Keanu's "projects" have NO SCRIPTS or have been pushed aside.
5) The juvenile-looking signature from some 20 year-old intern.
It really makes me wonder why Hollywood regurgitates Violence, Comic Books,
Worn-Out "Anime" or remakes of 19th Century Novels already done a half dozen times.

Of course, I won't EVEN MENTION how JOAQUIN PHOENIX is the Brother to Keanu's Best Friend, and how this is an Anti-Drug Movie.
Or Kurt Cobain.
Love Isis
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THE WATER WOMAN FESTIVAL
Several FASHIONISTAS are coming over today,
and apparently, I am now a Seamstress for THE WATER WOMAN FESTIVAL.
I didn't exactly "volunteer" for this, but I am open to the idea that I'm part of organizing "Eco-Fashion".
Ray Cirino, who I previously mentioned was featured by LA WEEKLY
as "One of the 20 People You Should Know"
is one of my Roommates. The LA WEEKLY calls him "The Mad Scientist".
Here is the link to the article, it is very interesting:
RAY CIRINO, THE MAD SCIENTIST.

Yesterday, he showed me this picture of LUZ, who is the Designer.
I said, "It looks like ... a cross between STAR WARS and LOGAN'S RUN."
Ray started laughing. "Yeah, yeah. I figured out it can be worn 1600 different ways."
Which reminded me of the "Mad Scientist" article. I looked at LUZ (as she is known) and her outfit again.
"Huh," I said. Maybe this is the future.
...And, a Message From a Friend. Thanks for the Video. XOX Isis
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Update on the "Maggie Crimes": Well, it looks like my family's Embezzling Payroll Clerk
has had her Bail set at 1.8 Million.
Aside from "making up" 8 Bogus Employees, she gambled every weekend at the Indian Casino,
got a $10,000 boob job, bought $700 purses and rolled up in a new BMW to work.
The Sheriff's Department was "not" pleased, nor apparently was The Judge.
She will be arraigned on Tuesday for over 400 counts of burglery and forgery.
On a little lighter note, here's a Cool Video my roommates showed me.
They are great....I will be filming some in the next couple days.
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VENICE
Two of my new roommates.
I'll get back to ya later, I am busy with organizing some things.
Love Isis
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THE TECH WIZARD
I talked to my Brother.
"The Internet Virus is a hoax."
"Hmm," I said.
"Yeah, it's like saying 'The Yardsale is Tomorrow', but when's tomorrow?
I got that email in November of 2008."
"You think maybe someone from one of these 'Internet Security' companies [please READ THE EMAIL CAREFULLY]
might want to scare people into buying their product?"
My Brother: "Why would ANYONE with a billion dollar company start a rumor? "
Me: "Uh, money?"
"No one is gonna do that. It's stupid."
"Well, Bernie Madoff did that. That was stupid. Besides, rumors on the Internet are untraceable,
especially if people are trusting and forward scary information.
Then people buy Anti-Virus Software."
Though my Brother wouldn't believe me, he is fascinating to talk to.
He is VERY smart and I can alway count on him for Real Information.
Maybe you can read the following email and get your own ideas.
Things are pretty HOT around here, and I'm not just talkin' about the weather.
I got an email today from a family friend about a HUGE Internet Virus coming.
Here is the info, please pass it on. (I don't do "chain" emails, for obvious reasons),
but once I confirm this with my brother (the Tech Wizard), I will be sending it out to my 2,500 contacts.
Hi Everyone,
My sister and her husband are still in Palo Alto.
The main headquarters for McAfee is only about a mile from them.
Everyone in that area is being notified of this new virus.
She said it is huge so I wanted to forward this to all of you.
Have a great day, Barbara
Subject: HUGE VIRUS COMING ! PLEASE READ & FORWARD !
PLEASE READ & FORWARD !
I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for this virus!
I checked Snopes, and it is for real.
Get this E-mail message sent around to all your contacts ASAP.
PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS!
You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message with an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD FROM HALLMARK,'
regardless of who sent it to you.
It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard disc C drive of your computer.
This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address on his/her contact list.
That is the reason why you need to send this e-mail to all your contacts.
It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it!
If you receive a mail called' POSTCARD,' even if it is sent to you by a friend,
do not open it! Shut down your computer immediately.
It has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever.
This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus.
This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept.
COPY THIS E-MAIL, AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS.
REMEMBER: IF YOU SEND IT TO THEM, YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US
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Of course, I wonder "who" might have started this "Virus".
Maybe people who want you to buy a new Internet "Security".
Sorry, that's just how my mind works. (McAfee)
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BURNERS
Today I got an INVITE from one of my old BURNING MAN friends.
DETAILS
I will be in L.A., so I am going to go.
Also, I am meeting with a Producer, across from the DIRECTOR'S GUILD on Sunset Saturday.
CIAO AND "LET'S DO LUNCH" KISSY KISSY........ hmm.

ART AT BURNING MAN
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THE BIG CHIEFS
Because so many Good Things are happening for me,
I am not going to be Updating this website more than once a week.
Here above is CHIEF JOSEPH, a painting bought by my parents in 1977, at a cost of $800.
Now, back then in the '70s, 800 bucks was A LOT to spend on "art".
In fact, my father set my mother upon a GREYHOUND BUS from Cheyenne, Wyoming to California
just to save $20 (over "flying"), back in '69.
While she was pregnant with me, at 7 months.
How they were "inticed" to buy this painting, is only A Mystery between God and The Ancestors.
But, PEACECHIEF.ORG obviously had something to do with it, in a Before/After Convoluted Enigma.
CHIEF JOSEPH
THE BIG CHIEFS
In Native American Culture, CHIEF JOSEPH is considered one of the Paradigms of Grace and Leadership.
It is no wonder the painting my parents INSISTED UPON HAVING
is of Chief Joseph.
And, by Best Friend is Pregnant.
ISIS AND FALON
XOX ISIS
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for the settlement of a Million Dollar Lawsuit (one more addition to my "Notorious File")
And afterwards, I think I shall go see some friends in Venice.

THE SABIAN SYMBOLS
According to the ORDER OF THE GOLDEN DAWN, Rosicrucianism and "Hermeticism" --
i.e. HERMES / THOTH = Keeper of Records and All Sources of Communication,
Astrology is one of the "Three Parts Wisdom of the Whole Universe".
It was said the ATLANTIANS studied their children and kept records for 27,000 years
in order to compile Astrological Information.
Of course, those records have been lost, like many things in our "Civilization".

ATLANTIAN CITY
Anyway, the SABIAN SYMBOLS came about during the 1920's,
in one of the explosions of Metaphysical Interest (another Era being the 1970's).
As you know, a Circle has 360 degrees. Also, Astrology has 360 degrees.
30 Degrees Per Sign, 12 Signs.
Astrology has a lot of Perfection naturally built into it,
and being a Circle, it is no wonder people always come back to it.
The SABIAN SYMBOLS are a Gift. They are a verbal, visual and figurative image
of each Degree of the Zodiac.
When you study your Astrological Chart, you will see, for example, that Your Sun
(which indicates which "Sign" you are = very broad, in general)
is at a Certain Degree.
The Sabian Symbols are quite poetic, and capture a "snapshot" of your Life's Karma.
Though I know it's of little interest to most of you, the Sabian Symbol for My Sun is:
A COUNCIL OF ANCESTORS
I've thought about writing a book about the Sabian Symbols, but it's better to garden.
Here is the Link to the List of Sabian Symbols:
SABIAN SYMBOLS
Also, if you don't already have a copy of your Birthchart (with exact time of birth) printed,
then here is the link to get it: ASTRO.COM.
Love Isis
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These CROP CIRCLES were all found around England right before the Eclipse.
Of course, it never made our "news".

SWITZERLAND
This impressive spiral-formed pattern appeared on 12th of July in a wheat field in Hörhausen,
county Thurgau, near Lake Constanze.
ON ANOTHER NOTE:
I had some "Magical Activity" in my life this morning.
After spending the weekend teaching my Sister-in-Law how to crochet
(and she loves it enormously - this has been like watching a Beautiful Flower Unfold) ...
I checked my email, and a very good friend of mine who I had been out of touch with wrote me,
"Hey I just found this email from you!" (which I had written in JULY OF 2008) ...
My friend owns a house in Venice that I used to live in.
It's actually a HIPPIE COMMUNE essentially:
Very 420 Friendly (I don't smoke pot myself, as I am allergic to it),
tons of party invites, cool people always around,
and cheap (as in no deposit, $350 bucks one mile from the beach).
I saw that email and thought, "Huh." I think I'm supposed to move back to L.A.
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This weekend, I taught my Sister-In-Law how to Crochet.
This alleviates some of my guilt from not Living-In-Los-Angeles, getting a little "apartment",
some mediocre job, driving around endlessly, getting tickets and causing pollution.
I would prefer to WALK.
I noticed that COMIC-CON was this weekend.
Being an artist, I can surely appreciate such a Fine Event. It sounds AWESOME.
In fact, it reminds me of BURNINGMAN, except without drugs and devoted to nerds.
Myself, I would rather be covered in mud, high as fuck and wandering around with no sense of Magnetic North.
COMING SOON: ZETAS
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I am posting a video sent to me by an anonymous Guest. Thank You.

Like I said, I have been working on this video for the past few days.
Also, there is THE LONGEST SOLAR ECLIPSE OF THE CENTURY on Wednesday, July 22.
This particular eclipse is of Great Importance for Planet Earth,
and I will be writing about it further in a couple days.
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SPINNING
I've had a busy past few days.
First of all, I just finished filming a video, which I am editing tomorrow.
And, my mother just left for France, for her yearly vacation that she takes with her best friend.
Last year, she went to India. The year before that Egypt. She's been to Machu Picchu, flown over Mount Everest, floated down the canals of Venice,
been to Angor Wat in Cambodia, Monaco, Ho Chi Minh City.

Needless to say, I am a little disappointed about France. Besides that,
she's already been there 5 or 6 times and has even done a "Cooking School" there.
She bought me a ceramic dish one time from the Hotel Ritz in Paris.
I said, "Thanks for the sugar bowl."
"It's a pate dish," she said.
I SWEAR she said it in just that Perfect French Way
of making you feel like an idiot!
She came back from Monaco and kept called in MoNAco.
My father throws chicken bones off his plate and onto the table.
Maybe opposites attract.
My father is off at a Rodeo in Salinas. He doesn't like to fly, doesn't like to travel
and my mother hates Rodeos because they're "dusty". They're still married, by the way.