"the first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers!"
March 9
PURIM
March 7
a 'Million Dollars'
March 4
El Roy or "THE KING"
February 28
EXT: TABLE
KAYLYNN
Timmy and Doyle bow their heads; Toad seems to register something, as he's been away from
his family for so long.
KAYLYNN They all look up.
TOAD
Kaylynn smiles.
KAYLYNN Toad shakes his head, as if this isn't true.
DOYLE
There is awkward silence.
KAYLYNN Kaylynn gets up and walks away.
DOYLE He gets up and goes into the house.
Toad shrugs. Timmy waits a moment, as if he's thinking.
TIMMY
Toad looks skeptical.
TOAD He trails off.
TOAD Timmy has obviously not heard this.
TOAD The look on Toad's face is indescribable. TOAD Timmy thinks about it for a second. Toad seems to be lost in his thoughts. TIMMY TOAD
February 22
AVENUES TO THE STARS THE LAW
February 19
CEASE AND DESIST
INT: DAVY'S CAR
DAVY is driving. TOAD sits in the passenger seat.
TOAD
Davy seems rather taken aback.
DAVY
Toad picks up the SMOKEY ROBINSON CASSETTE TAPE in the center console and looks at it.
TOAD
Davy's eyes look over at Toad holding the tape.
TOAD
EXT: ROADSIDE
TOAD
He turns his head toward Davy. Davy is uncomfortable, but as we have seen with Dwight, he seems to be willing to take on new situations.
TOAD
He looks intensely at Davy.
TOAD
Davy nods slightly. He seems very ill at ease.
TOAD
Toad leans forward in the car seat, and slightly closer to Davy.
TOAD
Toad holds up both his hands in a strangle-position in front of Davy's face.
TOAD
Toad pauses and licks his lips menacingly.
TOAD
Davy is holding the joint. Toad casually gestures at it with his hand.
TOAD
Davy hands him the joint. Toad lights it.
DAVY
February 14
I apologize to those of you who saw my latest entry, regarding Valentine's Day, which I decided to delete. I have no interest in adding further details to this website until I get to the bottom of WHY someone paid A LOT OF MONEY would trash someone's career AND love life, out of sheer self- interest.
February 10
PUBLICITY STUNTS
FUTURE REVIEW OF PIPPA LEE February 7
ACADEMY AWARDS UPDATE: February 5 February 1
September 20
That is a line from Shakespeare.
I always liked Shakespeare.
Also, I would like to comment that this website is written chronologically,
and for those reading, please remember the following documents are AN ANSWER to the lawsuit which I had already received.
I would like to PRESENT the ways in which Ms. Maisel is
inadequate in her duties, negligent and has possibly and/or lost wages, recognition,
promotion and furtherance of the career of Keanu Reeves'
(hereafter referred to as "Client").
DOCUMENT 1
Were a European newspaper, small film magazine, radio station or television station
want to promote "Keanu Reeves", how would they know how to find him?
Ms. Maisel, incidentally, has not worked at PMK/HBH for over 2 years.
DOCUMENT 2
The Internet Movie Database (IMDb) is widely used by film and media professionals,
and I might point out, another of her clients, SANDRA BULLOCK,
likewise has potentially lost wages due to incorrect contact information (both from IMDb and "Google".)
DOCUMENT 3
Perhaps "Client" would have benefitted from more "interviews" or "publicity"
in his most recent film, THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL.
DOCUMENT 4
Even an Internet search of "Cheryl Maisel" would confuse,
frustrate, annoy and otherwise dissuade potential media outlets
from any further attempts to contact said "Client(s)".
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I will now post the "lawsuit" Ms. Maisel et. al are pursuing against me.
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I surely do anticipate meeting you all.
Being gracious, however, I still am willing to offer you the opportunity to back out.
Have a wonderful day.
Love Isis
this is my "last entry" on the lawsuit with Cheryl Maisel,
as I wish to leave a clear and succinct outline for the Jury.
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1 KINGS 3:16-27
SOLOMON JUDGES WISELY
16 Some time later two prostitutes came to the king to have an argument settled.
17 “Please, my lord,” one of them began, “this woman and I live in the same house. I gave birth to a baby while she was with me in the house.
18 Three days later this woman also had a baby. We were alone; there were only two of us in the house.
19 “But her baby died during the night when she rolled over on it. 20 Then she got up in the night
and took my son from beside me while I was asleep. She laid her dead child in my arms
and took mine to sleep beside her. 21 And in the morning when I tried to nurse my son, he was dead!
But when I looked more closely in the morning light, I saw that it wasn’t my son at all.”
22 Then the other woman interrupted, “It certainly was your son, and the living child is mine.”
“No,” the first woman said, “the living child is mine, and the dead one is yours.”
And so they argued back and forth before the king.
23 Then the king said, “Let’s get the facts straight. Both of you claim the living child is yours,
and each says that the dead one belongs to the other. 24 All right, bring me a sword.”
So a sword was brought to the king.
25 Then he said, “Cut the living child in two, and give half to one woman and half to the other!”
26 Then the woman who was the real mother of the living child, and who loved him very much, cried out,
“Oh no, my lord! Give her the child—please do not kill him!”
But the other woman said, “All right, he will be neither yours nor mine; divide him between us!”
27 Then the king said, “Do not kill the child, but give him to the woman who wants him to live, for she is his mother!”
KING SOLOMON
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It would benefit you to carefully consider the above passage.
Now, I have -- for one week -- warned Cheryl Maisel to withdrawl from her "lawsuit".
Far be it from ME to point out that she is using KEANU'S MONEY for this Ego-Trip and that she,
as his "Publicist" hasn't even a basic understanding of THE INTERNET (which is a source of great "publicity").
Does SHE have a website with Press Releases for her clients?
Or, does she "monitor" and attack other websites that "defame" Keanu?
Certainly, I feel sorry for Keanu, a Canadian Citizen who she will drag through the Mud over American First Amendment Rights,
costing him a fortune, when I can tell you RIGHT NOW, she will lose.
Which is WHY I am offering, yet one more time, an opportunity to withdraw,
and the apology from me that my SPIRIT GUIDES suggested:
Dear Cheryl --
Please accept my apology for implying you do a less than adequate job as 'Publicist' for Keanu Reeves.
His career certainly needs your help.
Love Isis
PS: I am considering representing myself, as it might be an opportunity to learn something new.
XOX
323-365-3683
If you want a "less expensive" date than court, we could always meet at Musso and Franks.
I last had lunch there with my father, and I still have my house in Hollywood, in Beachwood Canyon.
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Juan, a dishwasher at Gilbert's Taqueria sits as "Juror Number 7".
"And now", clearing throat, "We will show how Ms. Maisel deserves One Million Dollars."
JUAN:
A 'million dollars'? Hmmm. (thinking, calculating) If I work at The Taqueria
as a dishwasher 50 hours a week for Minimum Wage for 44.62 years,
then I will have 'A Million Dollars'. (pause) ... if I don't buy food or pay rent.
Juan thinks intensely.
"I thought America was Free!?! Back in my country, the 'Government' controlled our newspapers, threatened us and stopped our protests."
NATURALIZATION OATH
Juan looks at Cheryl Maisel, sitting extremely close to the Hollywood Movie Actor, Keanu Reeves.
He wonders.... what the hell does she DO to get that money, when I bust my ass all day long?
"It is too bad Penelope Cruz," he thinks longingly, "Probably already has a 'Pub-Lee-Cist'."
He looks at Isis.
"I know," he thinks, "I will get that laptop I really want from DELL Computers for $499 bucks.
And I will learn 'Technology', like I saw in that movie, THE MATRIX."
WHITE AMERICA.
FUCK YOU CHERYL
I wonder how MySPACE and FACEBOOK would feel about you trying to control
what people say on THE INTERNET....
as if it isn't the Greatest Source of Free Speech in our ENTIRE HISTORY.
Obviously, you are a little "out of touch".
PS: I appreciate this fight regarding Our Rights (unless you back out, if you're smart).
It will set greater precedence in the future when someone IS ABLE to express dis-opinion with THE GOVERNMENT, THE POLICE,
THE SCHOOL BOARD, A COMPANY, OR AN INDIVIDUAL WHO IS RAILROADING YOU,
and "thinks" he or she has "control" (due to money) over what you can say about their performance.
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Played by Keanu Reeves
As you can see, there is A CERTAIN IRONY in this situation.
A mystic once told me that I have "The Power of Manifestation".
Of course, I would indeed like "some people" to notice the ACADEMY AWARD
I also have posted here on this website.
Now, at this point, Richard Linklater has GRACE. I have put off sending out copies to my other sources, for the time being.
Also, I am putting off calling the A.C.L.U. until early next week, in order for the people around Cheryl and Keanu
(I am considering them a 'married couple' at this point, as no other woman can be with Keanu while she is so close to him) to stop and consider how liberal Hollywood will react to a Freedom of Speech case.
I am offering my kindest advice to you: You will be mortified by the fact I will encourage the A.C.L.U. to countersue YOU
for "Defamation of Character", to a major news agency, causing me EXTREME ANXIETY,
due to countless individuals attacking me (some of whom have been quite ugly) and as I recall,
I never ONCE have mentioned your looks, weight, age, family, etc.
I hope you consider this.
Love Isis
TOTAL CONSCIOUSNESS
CADDYSHACK
Well, there will be "No Money".
ISIS
PS: Alanna..........thanks a lot. Love you.
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TOAD (Keanu) has just arrived back at his brother's house in small-town Texas. It is their first dinner together.
KAYLYNN, his sister-in-law, DOYLE, his brother and TIMMY, his 14 year-old nephew are about to eat dinner.
The family is sitting at the dinner/picnic table.
Now, I'd like to say Grace.
He bows his head more slowly.
Lord, I would like to thank you for this meal, and for our family being together. (pause)
I would like to ask for your protection over us and all our friends and neighbors.
And I ask that you bless Toad, while he's here. Amen.
Doyle, who is sitting across from Toad, looks at him and smiles.
CUT-AWAY SHOT TO FOOD
Toad reaches for more chicken and takes a huge bite.
(after a moment)
This is a really good meal, Kaylynn. Thank you.
You're welcome, Toad.
DOYLE
Well, in my estimation, it won't be long before women in 5 counties are comin' around here,
tryin’ to get with Toad.
Oh, yeah. Once the Church Ladies found out you're back, they'll be here.
TIMMY
Do they know he was in prison?
Kaylynn looks at Timmy as if he has said some unutterable thing.
Who would have told you something like that? (pause) To one of my children?
The three of them sit in silence for a moment. Doyle kind of stares off in the distance,
with his hand on his chin.
Excuse me.
TIMMY
Sorry.
So why were you in prison?
TOAD
You don't know?
TIMMY
No one does.
Whatta you mean?
TIMMY
(hesitantly)
Oh well, someone said you were a murderer or else maybe it was some place you robbed.
I thought they just wanted to make you out bad, or just...
Toad thinks for a second.
Hmm. I told you I was a sniper?
TIMMY
Yeah.
TOAD
Well, that's different. (pause) I was in the military. (pause)
Now, after the military, I kinda got involved with this drug called "Methamphetamine."
Normally, people call it "speed". It's easy to make, if you know how. (pause).
So, I was makin' it and selling it to people.
TIMMY
And you went to prison for that?
It was a business. (pause)
The fact is Timmy, no one is safe with this drug, I learned that myself.
Uncle Toad?
Yeah?
TIMMY
Thanks for tellin' me.
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DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS
And, on a SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT NOTE , it seems that Cheryl Maisel
is suing me for $1,000,000 in "personal damages."
Well, I DO NOT APPRECIATE NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS.
And I will just call Robert Downey Jr. to the witness stand, as my first witness, just for his "opinion" of Freedom of Speech of Hollywood.
ISIS
I wanted to post this paper, for your perusal.
Previously, I mentioned "SPIRITUAL ADVISORS", and I do believe I have them on many planes (thank you Candace).
Really, The Truth will always come out, sooner or later.
I have a lot of faith in that.
After I meditated and posted my previous entry THE LAW , I called my Uncle, who is a retired San Francisco attorney.
I briefly told him what was going on. When I told him I had been given a "Cease and Desist" order, he laughed.
I said, "That's bullshit, huh?", and he said, "It's 'intimidation'."
I do not have the "RESTRAINING ORDER" from Canada any longer. I threw it away a couple months ago when I was going through some papers,
as I was so disgusted.
However, if anyone is interested, the detective at the Vancouver Police Department is named Will Cho.
Below is an account of one of Keanu's Premiere's, and CHERYL MAISEL, who likewise has threatened me with her "Cease and Desist Order"
(which is an infringement of the 1st Amendment.)
Isis, I have to tell you that I agree with you where Cheryl Maisel is concerned.
I went to the premiere of The Lake House and Cheryl was so close to Keanu I'm surprised he could breathe and when he kept signing autographs she put out her hand as if she was saying "Stop!" to the fans. When Keanu came close to where I was she gave him a dirty look and followed him and I swear she grabbed his arm forcefully and pulled him back to prevent him from signing more autographs. Keanu glanced back at her and I saw her give him another dirty look and mouth something to him but with all the yelling from the fans I couldn't make out what she said to him. It couldn't have been good because Keanu looked sad. He still came over to us anyway and Isis, I am not kidding you when I say this, but Cheryl actually had the nerve to pull him back by his hair. It was as if she was thinking okay if pulling your arm doesn't work, I'll pull your hair. Keanu actually took two steps backward, that's how much force she used pulling his hair. I was thinking to myself, "WTF???" I turned to my friend and asked "Did you see that?" and she said yes. We both couldn't believe how abusive and dominating she was towards Keanu. I mean, isn't she supposed to be his PR lady? Doesn't that mean she is supposed to allow him to sigh autographs, pose for pictures and promote him? Why instead is she acting like a jealous wife? I don't get it. And why doesn't Keanu say something to her? If I were him, I would have turned around and glared at her and said, "Touch me one more time and I'll be finding myself a new PR lady." Something is really off there. If she can be this abusive and possesive of Keanu in public, how does she treat him when no one is looking? What does this woman have over Keanu anyway? Is she blackmailing him or something? Why else would he let her treat him and his fans this way? Keanu almost didn't come to us because of her. I tell you, if I could have I would have jumped over the barrier and kicked her ass. Of course I would have been hauled off in handcuffs but it would have been so worth it.
I am really concerned about Keanu's safety. He doesn't have be protected from you at all. In fact, I believe that is wasn't Keanu that got the restraining order against you, it was Cheryl because she felt threatened that you might get Keanu's attention away from her. Keanu has said in so many interviews that he doesn't want the whole bodyguard entourage that celebs have..he just wants to be able to come and go as he pleases. That's why he never had bodyguards following him around for the 20 years he's been in the acting business until you wanted to talk to him. Don't you find that funny? I mean, there are muggers out there that know how rich Keanu is and other fans that want to get close to him, many possible dangers, so why all of a sudden he's protected by not one but three huge bodyguards against a woman that can't be more than 125 lbs.(you)? Isn't that a little strange to you? I beleive that Cheryl hired the bodyguards much to Keanu's dismay. Keanu hates that type of life. It's all Cheryl, I just know it. And you know what really scares me? The bodyguards are being used to protect him from you and the paps when they should be protecting him from the person that has such close contact with him at all times. They all trust her so that makes her more dangerous than any stalker out there. She has access to Keanu at all times and the bodyguards are all unsuspecting. At least you seem to genuinely care about his well-being, Isis. I never once read a posting from you that said you wanted to push him around or pull his hair or not let him be able to do anything without you right next to him at all times. This Cheryl woman is the biggest danger to Keanu..I have seen it with my own eyes. I just wish Keanu would wake up and have the guts to get rid of her before she ends up really hurting him. -- CANDACE
The thing about this that I find "unusual" is that she hasn't seemed to pursue IMDB, which frequently "defames" Keanu.
And yes, I do fear for Keanu, because she has gone to GREAT LENGTHS to stop us from meeting,
including hiring Private Investigators staking out a house 300 miles from Los Angeles.
She is sick -- a single woman with NOTHING other than her "fame" attached to Keanu.
And she's THREATENING ME with arrest because I have a screenplay (writers get ALL THE LUCK).
Could this be an abusive, demented Hollywood story? I think so.
"DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER":
Otherwise, I must confess, I think she probably wouldn't be able to get a job at Starbucks.
I mean, she doesn't really have any talent, do you think?
She is so wooden, and has no expression, and shouldn't be hired, and is the WORST PUBLICIST EVER
and her voice, it's so RUDE and SHRILL. Like a "monotone".
Happy Bullshitting, Cheryl.
I hope you get fired, you deserve it.
Love Isis
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These are the Avenues that I will shortly be pursuing for the Academy Award Winning film GRACE.
I mentioned that I have several options. Let me elaborate on them.
A SCANNER DARKLY
The first person I will be sending the script to is RICHARD LINKLATER, in Austin Texas.
I have known Rick a long time , however, he was always a little bit of a film-snob, and I was hanging out more with musicians.
Also, he is a chauvanist, though that was a while ago, and I hope his daughter has helped that.
The reason I DON'T want to send this screenplay to Rick is that he might want to direct, and I wanted to leave that option open to Keanu,
and not make that an awkward situation.
BOB SCHNEIDER
The second person I will be sending it to is my long-time (real) friend Bob Schneider, Sandra Bullock's ex-boyfriend.
Bob would be VERY ENTHUSIASTIC about this project, as it also involves several of his friends (and himself) in the Music World of Austin.
However, I am feeling that Sandra will definitely want to star as "Kaylynn", JOAQUIN PHOENIX'S wife,
and I don't feel she is right for that part. (I am not interested in acting, in case you are wondering.)
That being said, I am hesitant to send GRACE to Keanu via Sandra.
The last person I will be sending the script to is my old boss in Los Angeles, who owns (for 30 years) a Talent Agency.
She has over 1,000 clients, and I am sorry, I cannot mention any names though I sure would like to and she will help me.
She always said, "I see a lot of myself in you."
I have no problem sending the script to her, and her Agents. However, this might take some time, and really, who has TIME?
I would like to hear from Keanu by Wednesday afternoon, after he's thought about what I wrote here.
Love Isis
323-365-3683
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I am REPOSTING THIS ENTRY, after it was revealed to me through SPIRITUAL SOURCES that:
1) The "Internet" is a very free and ill-defined means of communication, and "people's opinions" are respected across the board.
2) The First Amendment protects Free Speech even if it is inflammatory, insulting, suggestive or can create division, as long as NO PHYSICAL BODILY HARM is apparent and that it is within the bounds of personal opinion.
So, take THAT "little law firm" and if I have you and your jack ass P.I.'s anywhere near my property,
I'll see you in court.
Love Isis
PS: Don't EVER come to my house and "threaten" me with an arrest warrant again.
And Cheryl Maisel can just think about that, because at THIS POINT, she has "stalked me" (I don't even know or care where she lives),
and I'll go to the Witness Stand against her and kick her ass EVEN MORE PUBLICLY.
(Ever "sue" David Geffen? Huh? Or "magazines" who reprinted such garbage? Ever sent P.I's to TMZ or threaten them?
I am sure it hasn't "escaped you" that there is A LOT MORE DEFAMATORY TALK about Keanu than you, or do you only care about your "job"?
My Phone Number, for Keanu, since you threw it away: 323-365-3683
Oh and BY THE WAY, this screenplay I have (read below), it is INTRINSICALLY RELATED to Keanu's "age"
(in other words, he's attractive to the ladies in this Texas town....Well, we can just "wait" until it gets its way through
the "system" and realize how much time was wasted.)
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I know I mentioned that CHERYL MAISEL would "prefer" to keep Keanu single, so as to keep herself on the RED CARPET.
Or that she stands impossibly close to Keanu at all times. I even saw him step on her once, in a video, when he backed up.
I wonder if you will notice who is standing behind Keanu.
Even the bodyguards aren't that close.
Well, I may not be able to figure out a RUBICK'S CUBE, but I can sure figure out this.
It is no wonder that some psychic told me, "A blond haired woman is blocking you from him."
I mean, wouldn't it be better to have an attractive DATE to your Premieres?
It's no wonder "Cheryl", reported to FOX NEWS that I was a "Celebrity Stalker". She did this IN DECEMBER, after I had attended the screening of THE MATRIX on OCTOBER 1st and left on my own before the film started, simply because I don't like conflict
Not much of a "stalker", you lying bitch.
She should be ashamed of herself, as Keanu is single, eats dinner alone, sleeps alone at 44, and battles depression.
And by the way, I would like to point out that THE THINGS I have "sent" her to merit this "legal trouble": a birthday present (never delivered), information on VERSACE for Keanu, information about healing for his sister (never delivered) and other things THAT ARE NONE OF HER BUSINESS
REAL PUBLICITY
ISIS
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February 20
I am reposting this picture, because it cheers me up. I found out some disturbing news today,
which is that the person who returned my screenplay yesterday, ALSO (my mother informed me today)
has been staking out our house for several days, and also my house in Beachwood Canyon in Hollywood.
I just want to say a couple things about that, the first of which is I don't really think that's right.
I , for example, never "staked out" Keanu's house, though my "reputation" has certainly reached higher and higher
levels of lies in the last few months.
I also want to say this, because my mother told me Cheryl is "very, very frightened".
I went through all of this with Keanu, if some of you recall....people in his fanclub, his management, etc.
being "very afraid" of me, and LO AND BEHOLD -- nothing ever happened.
I would like to extend that reassurance to Cheryl, as all I ever said was I didn't think she was doing a good job,
and whether or not that's true, I am entitled to my opinion.
So what if I sent her a Pink Slip, when technically speaking, she should have returned my screenplay after Christmas, and additionally, not been so rude to me on the phone.
Believe me, people have insulted me here.
I have had my face, weight, age, family, clothes, screenplay, mind, Spiritual Beliefs and a host of other things criticized,
some of it quite meanly, from total strangers.
On another note, my mother ALSO told this guy that the shrinks at Bellevue "concluded" that I was bi-polar.
As some of you may know, I had an abortion in 2001 and was depressed for 5 YEARS.
I also came to the conclusion about that misdiagnosis that it would have been embarrassing to the SECRET SERVICE
to have put me in Bellevue for 24 days without coming up with "something",
or else they could have been sued: DEEP GOVERNMENT POCKETS.
Besides that, the SOVIET UNION used to do the same thing to "Political Dissenters".
That's all for now, over and out.
Isis
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This morning, I was awoken by a man in my house, who returned my screenplay and gave me a "Cease And Desist" order
from an unnamed Publicity Agent. (Am I allowed to say that?)
Apparently, I have "defamed" said Publicity Agent.
I wonder if it would be considered "defamation of character" to report a person as a Celebrity Stalker to FOX NEWS,
grouped in none-other than such an array of individuals as JOHN LENNON'S MURDERER and SELENA'S MURDERER.
Of course, as many of you know, I live 300 miles from Keanu and other than asking him out for a drink in Canada,
have only attended PUBLIC EVENTS.
Henceforth, I will not be writing anything regarding Keanu's Publicity People, and I hope you will not comment,
though I am sure you will have an opinion.
ISIS
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10 Percent of What?
Some people may consider me an arrogant person. But, I am not greedy.
In fact, people who know me well, know that I don't care about money, as I believe in Universal Abundance.
I am so confident in my screenplay, GRACE and that it will win Keanu an Academy Award,
that I will give ANYONE who helps me get it sold 10% of the "price"....
and we all know that Keanu is rich.
Here is an excerpt, for those who "wonder" about my writing skills.
The set-up is this: TOAD (Keanu) realizes that the new "Youth Pastor", DAVY, a 30 year-old player (blond hair, drives a black Trans Am with a gold eagle on the hood)
is hitting on his brother's (Joaquin Phoenix) wife.
Say, you got any pot?
Oh, no. I don't smoke Marijuana.
He flips it around in his hand.
Smokey Robinson, eh?
Toad leans back more comfortably in the seat, stretching out.
I'm sure that the church ladies already told you that I was out in prison,
in California, for makin' speed.
DAVY
(hesitantly)
I think I might've heard something about that.
TOAD
Yeah, I'm sure. Well, anyway, I also sold drugs. And you know what?
People who sell drugs can sniff out drug users quicker
'n you can say Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
We see DAVY'S CAR parked by the road. It is off the main road, hidden from traffic.
INT: DAVY'S CAR
TOAD takes a long drag off A JOINT and passes it to DAVY.
Toad exhales a large amount of smoke.
Pretty good.
Yep, California. Well, I can tell ya one thing for sure, jail is Not Fun.
(pause)
But, you learn a lot in jail. Survival, really.
I remember this one time, this big black guy was givin' me troubles...
East L.A., a real fuck-up, but he knew how to fight. You know the type.
Well, anyway. One day, he starts a fight with me.
There was no reason, other than us just bein' in prison and tensions run high.
So this guy comes up behind me while we're alone and tries to strangle me.
(intensely)
He had me like this.
Davy's eyes get wider.
Yeah. (pause). Now, at that time, no one knew that I'd been in Special Forces.
I happened to have a pencil in my hand, see,
probably cause I was writin' my brother a letter.
(pause)
So, this guy comes at me and before I knew it, I'd stuck the pencil up his nose
and into his brain. He was dead before he hit the ground.
I told you, it was all about survival, right?
Did I tell you that part?
Pot makes me forget shit.
Anyway, no one ever found out it was me, because it happened so fast
and there was no appreciable murder weapon. I mean, I still had my pencil.
We'd been alone, so no one ever saw it.
That joint's out by the way.
That's it?
TOAD
(unconcerned)
That's it.
DAVY
That's, uh, that's quite a story.
TOAD
Yeah. (pause) There's a moral to that story.
DAVY
Really?
TOAD
Yeah. The moral is, if you fuck around with my brother's wife, I'll kill you.
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CELEBRITY STALKERS
KEANU LOOKING SAD
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It would seem to me that, seeing as I have written a screenplay that will make millions of dollars and win accolades from totally diverse segments of society, you would think that people would call me and AT LEAST "acknowledge" that they liked my work.
WELL, that will just be an additional $200,000 for the script.
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DUST IN THE DISTANCE
This Christmas, my mother bought my father the painting below, at my urging.
We have some other Native American art, most importantly CHIEF JOSEPH by Sari Staggs, which was bought for $800 in 1979,
and is now worth tens of thousands of dollars.
CROOKED LANCE by MARTIN GRELLE
My father is very hard to buy for, as he just buys himself whatever he wants, and his tastes are pretty simple:
horses, trucks, gear for horses, things for his business...etc.
All he got for Christmas, throughout the 70's, for example, was a bottle of Aqua Velva.
In the 80's, he changed to Old Spice. He didn't want anything else, believe me.
I reprinted these photos because this artist I discovered (who sounds like a really nice person),
lives in a Small Central Texas town called "Clifton".
It could be a good location for a film that needs a certain small town Texas, Native American, artistic, good energy vibe.
Of course, there's always HONDO.
DOWNTOWN HONDO
Martin has won many awards, and is represented by the Overland Gallery of Fine Art in Scottsdale, Arizona.
CHALLENGE by MARTIN GRELLE
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MY PAST LIFE WITH KEANU
I am reprinting this, which was originally published in September. I have added a couple new details, such as my alleged affair, which I left out previously.
For those unfamiliar with AKASHIC RECORDS, they are the Records of All Time/Space. They have been accessed for thousands of years by mystics.
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AKASHIC RECORDS
This is what was told to me, about my life with Keanu, the Egyptian General.
Apparently, he was gone all the time. In fact, I really never saw him, but because we were both from high-born, Royal families, I guess I was supposed to understand that.
He was tall and extremely handsome, and, what I was told, was that I had "The Karma of Great Beauty".
Our marriage was arranged.
He liked being a General, and spent much time "strategizing" for Pharaoh. 
And in fact, he was instrumental in overthrowing the Egyptian Pantheon at that time.
He was an Agnostic, yet I believed in Aten, the One God and I was a woman of faith.
ATEN, THE SUN GOD
This was a time of great political upheaval.
I was told that our relationship was 'very sexual'. Yet, we had no children. In fact, one thing "Keanu" wanted in this lifetime was "more communication".
However, his work was of UTMOST IMPORTANCE. He was very, very powerful in this (Middle Eastern) Era.
I mentioned that he was gone all the time, being a Military General. While he was gone once, I apparently had a "brief" affair with a family friend.
This is verbatim from my Akashic Record Reader, Roberta Herzog:
He found out about this, and confronted you.
You said, "What do you care, you're never here."
"To say that he was furious," Roberta said quietly, after a moment, "is an understatement."
Well, time went on, and he continued his work overthrowing the EGYPTIAN PANTHEON, which at that time would "include" Osiris and Isis.
Because of his political and military work, our entire family was killed. We were betrayed by people who were interested only in money
(priests in these cults were powerful, and made lots of money) and they wanted Keanu dead.
On a Soul-to-Soul level after death, he asked me to let him find me, to make it up to me.
We would be born near the same time.
I apparently said, "We will wait and see."
It would seem that I understand now WHY I never pursued him throughout the late 80's,
all the 90's and really didn't bother until he said he wanted to get married in PARADE MAGAZINE.
Of course, I always knew who "Keanu Reeves" was. In fact, there was a period of time that I stopped seeing his movies,
because he made me so uncomfortable. For example, I have never seen POINT BREAK, CHAIN REACTION, SWEET NOVEMBER, THE GIFT ,
SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE, that farm movie, STREET KINGS, THE LAKE HOUSE, THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL....and a few others.
Well, anyway, after MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING, I stopped going to see his films.
The only reason I saw THE MATRIX is because one of my friends (after a year), said, "You haven't seen THE MATRIX??! You totally remind me of this chic...."
ISIS
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