I have decided to stay in Hollywood, and leave The Simple Life for a while.
UPDATE: For those of you who saw my latest entry regarding THE TITANIC and my relative John Poingdestre and the TV HOST job I checked out called "Generations"
YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME
2442 CHEREMOYA
I FOUGHT THE LAW
A SIMPLE LIFE
April 10
HAPPY EASTER
April 8
Dear Keanu,
April 5
SWIMSUITS AND LAWSUITS
April 3
HOW I GOT MY GROOVE BACK
I am so sure the TV Show on Genealogy (which I applied for as Host)
probably got freaked out by all the Keanu-content of the website, so I suppose I will rustle up some other "opportunities."
Maybe Keanu needs a housekeeper (wink, wink).
Love Isis
My Street
I didn't take this photo -- it came up first on GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.... strange because "Cheremoya" is a fairly long street, and my house is hidden around the corner from this.
My friend Paulette, who goes to BURNING MAN, lives in the 2-story house to the right.
Also, HEATH LEDGER, lived in Beachwood Canyon, Bless Him.

THE TRUTH COMES OUT

Today I went to a Psychic, to find out what's really going on.
My friend was in Maui, and met this chic, who said, "I really need to talk to you."
Two weeks later, my friend was driving on PICO and the same psychic pulled up next to her, and said, "Call me."
So today, Falon and I went, because I thought, "Hmm, this must be THE UNIVERSE'S ANSWER to my questions."
My main questions were about Keanu.
The first thing she said was, "You've had many past lives together."
I briefly explained the situation, seeing him, etc.
"Well", she said, "this woman around him is lying about you,
and it's hard for him to make decisions with many people whispering this and that in his ear."
"People are very jealous of you, and even though you Project Light Energy,
there is so much negative energy projected at you, he finds it difficult to contact you.
But yes, he recently found out about your website, and now he checks."
"Also, he is very Spiritual (did you know that?) like you, so he trusted her."
"He is very childlike, and is constantly around beautiful women, but they don't see him for 'who he really is'.
They want things. You -- you know who he is."
AN EXAMPLE OF THIS, CLICK HERE
"When he saw you, he was shocked. And...." she paused. "He fantasizes about you."
She told my friend Falon that if she doesn't stop partying, her "life is going to end."
(I can attest to this, and I myself am very worried.)
For anyone in L.A. who is interested, she lives in the neighborhood near FRED SEGAL off Melrose.
I really hope Keanu calls me. It's only been 3 years of people lying about me.
Also, she recommended ignoring negative comments from my website, as she said, "He might believe what people say about you."
Love Isis
323-365-3683
I hope Keanu calls me for drinks, somewhere FAR FAR AWAY from such advice as "I am not 'up' to his 'standards'."
ALSO, thanks to "some people" for NEVER MENTIONING MY SCREENPLAY.
...Well, I don't really like such depressing things as the Titanic, so I am just going to take a vacation here on Cheremoya for a few days.
Maybe Keanu will call me, because I AM NOT EVER going to any more of his "events". 323-365-3683
Clearly, the I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON video was a "Premonition" of the KEANU REEVES VICTORY
at the TOYOTA GRAND PRIX.
I say this because some other dude was "supposed" to win
"WAY NO"
AH, I knew better.
That is because Keanu is The Law, as I said in my "Previous" Entry.
I was at the Races today, and -- though other websites such as
CLUB-KEANU.COM may give an overview, I was there, so this is my experience.
First, having never been to a "drag race", I was a little nervous, and didn't know what to expect.
The first thing that startled me was THE SOUND. Wow.... I've NEVER heard anything like these cars.
Keanu was NUMBER 11 (a Perfect Number, the "Number of Peace", actually, according to the I CHING). That was a good sign to me.
I also noticed, as all the Drivers sat in their cars, that Keanu looked extremely focused.
He revved his engine while they waited for the Pace Car to start the race.
But I DID feel he was extremely focused, an "In It To Win It" mentality.
I am familiar with this vibe, from my father, at Rodeos and "elsewhere". 
For Keanu, the crowds, the other Drivers, the Pressure.... nothing mattered.
Again, I considered this "A Good Sign".
Then, right before they took off, Keanu gave a "Thumbs Up" out of his window, where I was standing, in fact. It was very charming.
I swear he looked over at me. but of course I could be dreaming, because HE PROBABLY HAS NO IDEA WHO I AM or hates me,
because people lie about me continually.
OrmaybeCherylMaiselishiswifeBecauseThereISnooneElse.
The race started. That skateboarder kid took off fast, with excellent shifting... I relate.
I like fast driving myself.....I've had a few fast cars, the fastest being Japanese, but the Most Beautiful Italian.
I had this "feeling" Keanu was gonna beat the skateboarder guy through some "determination" that is inexplicable.
It's like that saying, "You may be young and fast, but I'm older and smarter."
Or as my father says, "You Win Before the Fight."
About that time, a US MILITARY SUPERCARGO JET flew overhead, and tilted. It was awesome,
because the military has the greatest equipment.
Also, a bunch of guys in SPECIAL FORCES (BLACK BERETS) walked by (I don't know why), and I put out my hand to their Leader.
"Can I shake your hand?" I asked. The guy looked at me an smiled. "Of course."
I gave him a handshake like I was taught. "I appreciate that," he said.
The races continued, at about Lap 3....
ALEX TREBEC was trailing far behind, and I couldn't help thinking, "I'm sorry, the Answer is 'You're in Last Place' ".
Then the one-and-only-chic-racer crashed, once.... then a couple laps later, she crashed AGAIN.
The Second Time she crashed, the Pace Car "restarted the Race" -- essentially eliminating "Leads".
"Ah ha," I thought, "Time to ReDeal."
After a Lap, the Pace Car sided out and let the GAMES BEGIN AGAIN.
Keanu came in hard, I felt that "competitive nature" in him. He may be seemingly passive on the surface (in Life),
but he was IN IT TO WIN IT in Long Beach.
The "Chinese" Skateboarder -- obviously aggressive but somehow "too" aggressive, to my way of thinking
-- was trying desperately to regain the advantage he had prior to the GirlSpin...
but alas, Keanu out-manevoured him.
Then Skate Board wrecked, slamming into another car that wrecked in a hairpin turn....( "CAR-MA"),
putting him out of the Race and Keanu won.

On another note, after, I waited outside the PRESS ROOM, it apparently became a Big Deal and "someone" notified the POLICE.
I was sitting talking to a Race Car Driver from Texas who races PORCHES.
And suddenly all these Police started walking by.
There were, in total, about 50..... groups of 5 or 6 started walking by at a time....checking me out.
I thought, "No, you CANNOT BE SERIOUS that I am at A Public Event, avoiding Keanu at all costs otherwise, and YET STILL, cops are surveilling me."
As if I really "like" being called a "threat", "dangerous", "a stalker" and a host of Other Names.
Talk about DEFAMATION. I think I shall send the cops at Long Beach a fax to this website and let "them" get the Big Picture,
as I did not do anything TO DESERVE SUCH HARASSMENT AND SHAME or "obliquey" (as Chery's Lawsuit claims I have "done to her".)
It is no wonder My Mother was saddened by me going to this Event. "You have so much talent, why do you bother with this guy?...And that woman, she has ' A Problem.'"
I wouldn't doubt that Ms. Maisel tried to get a "Restraining Order" on me, but the Judge wouldn't approve it, for obvious reasons, which I shall leave to each and own's intellect.
Well, I am so sure Keanu is having fun, after the Adrenaline Rush is Over, sitting around with his Trophy, while this Trophy goes home alone. As if it isn't "so obvious".
CHESS?
Love Isis
PS: read my script if you want another "TROPHY"
of course, "Cheryl" might be More Important.
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Back in Hollywood, again.
The Cheremoya House has changed since I was here 3 weeks ago.
Three Argentinians are here, Michelle who works in a Sex Shop is going to FANGORIA this weekend, with her Tattoo Artist friend flying in from Arizona,
"JORDAN" (who is from Jordan, very Creative) moved back in and F***** is just back from Hawaii, after breaking up with her drug-addict boyfriend.
I walked in, at 4:00pm.
"Isis!" they said, "Wine?"
"I brought two bottles," I said.
They all started laughing. They were already drinking.
"No, do you want some?"
F***** just got back from Hawaii, after breaking up with her drug-addict Doctor boyfriend = COCAINE.
"Money and Meds," I said. She started laughing. "Yeah, exactly."
Then Michelle showed me her "scars" she is wearing for FANGORIA.
"How long are you staying?"
"A few days," I said.
Looks like a Party to me.
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HANK WILLIAMS JR.
Hank Williams Jr. bears a striking resemblance to Keanu these days. Or maybe John Lennon, in his "artsy" Yoko days.
TOYOTA GRAND PRIX CELEBRITY RACE
LONG BEACH APRIL 18
Keanu also reminds me of that movie KNOCKED UP (which is pretty funny)
and the guy in the movie who doesn't shave for a year.
A couple of my favorite lines: "How was Burning Man this year?" or "Is he the Rabbi?"
As for THE LAW, an interesting thing to note is that in EGYPT, the "concept" of Law is personified by a WOMAN.
MA'AT
MA'AT is the PERSONIFICATION OF JUSTICE.
What is interesting about Her is that this deity is one of the Oldest in Egypt.....and that this is a "Conceptual Deity",
rather than an actual "person" (as opposed to other "religion figures" worldwide, etc.)
I interpret the White Feather (always shown with MA'AT) to signify the POINT OF TRUTH.
It is intriguing that attorneys always say they are "practicing" Law. This word doesn't hint at "perfecting" Law....
it only shows that The Law is an ever-evolving entity, and those who spend their lives associated with it,
are always challenged by the human condition.
Egypt has always had "a lot" going on. In fact, when Abraham was cruising around with his herds, EGYPT was already far advanced.
This information is in the bible. I am not trying to be biased toward Egypt, yet I read the bible with an eye toward "hidden information".
Egypt lurks in the background of the Most Important Stories: Abraham and Sarah - The Exodus - Joseph of the Technicolor Robes - Mary and Joseph and the "Census" before Jesus was born.....
Certainly, an "Uninvolved scholar" would see this as a "hint" to the Secret Power of Egypt.
"PRECISION"
As they say at the Seder on Passover: "Teach this to Your Children".
You could insert in brackets [REMEMBER EGYPT]. And in my humble opinion, what Great Cultures they both are.

When you go to Court next time, and face the Judge, ponder for one moment why a Judge wears Robes.
That is because, in that moment in TIME AND SPACE the Judge is a PERSONIFICATION OF JUSTICE,
acting on behalf of a very Ancient Concept and the Robes are an "Entitlement" of that Sacred Honor.
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My brother's IQ is higher than Albert Einstein's.
That is a true fact, based on the California Board of Education's Intelligence Tests.

He wanted to work for NASA, but my father convinced my brother to work for him.
I credit them both because of their "different techniques" for POINDEXTER NUT COMPANY now selling product to over 40 countries.

This Easter, we started our day with me going to CHURCH, which is something I AVOID, at all costs.
The last time I went was about a year ago, when my mother's church had a "SISTER'S NIGHT" and she asked me to go, as her "Sister",
and I couldn't refuse.
This Easter, I learned at Church that ALL 12 OF JESUS' DISCIPLES were arrested and were tortured to Death,
because they would not "refute" that they had seen him arisen from the Dead.
A Roman Scholar, also, attested to 500 people "seeing" him Alive......well, this only furthers my belief in Magic and Reincarnation.
Plus, of course, Jesus was a JEW,
so he bridged that "GAP", which not many people want to recognize.
I pondered these IDEAS and -- being a Fighter Myself -- considered what they meant.
After that, we went to BRUNCH.
After that, my nieces hunted Easter Eggs. 
My brother and sister-in-law had the Great Idea to give their kids bubbles, instead of a lot of candy.

The bubbles were a Big Hit, even with the adults.



After that, my brother brought out two kites.
I said, "You do realize 'Kite Flying Month' is March."
There was hardly any wind, but that did not deter anyone.
This quickly became a competition between my father and my brother.
I mentioned "different techniques". My father decided to just "beat Nature", and run with the kite, creating wind.
My nieces were greatly impressed.
My brother, however, was more patient, and waited for a gust to blow up.

The race continues...
On another note, I talked to one of the attorneys for Ms. Maisel, and he asked to push back my Deposition until after Passover, and also, he's going on vacation.
He -- Paul Sorrell - was very, very nice, and basically said that he "doesn't want to spend a lot of money on this."
Hmm. What does that mean (wink, wink).
He said we could drop the Lawsuit if I "never contacted Ms. Maisel or wrote derogatory comments on my website, and that also, I never contacted any of her Clients."
I agree to the first two stipulations. However, I WILL NOT agree to "never contact" (as in The Rest Of My Life) Keanu or Sandra Bullock.
The first reason being that I feel it's perfectly fine to speak for yourself, but not fine to speak for others.
Also, I am a screenwriter, and have legitimate business opportunites. Lastly, what if I wanted to go out to dinner at BESS in Austin?
That's a pretty "far-reaching" request of Ms. Maisel, and personally, I just don't think that's very cool.
When I told my mother this, she said, "Well, they probably just wanted us to hire an attorney and spend a lot of money."
"Oh yeah," I said, "I didn't Play."
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EASTER is a time of RESURRECTION.
In PAGANISM, humans celebrated the "birth" of the Year, that is, Planting of New Crops. This can relate to "Fields" or "Wombs".
Because EGGS REPRESENT LIFE, I guess they liked to "find" them.
ISIS -- EASTER SUNDAY
About NINE MONTHS LATER , a Messiah is born, at CHRISTMAS.
For those who have children, I am sure on many levels, your child is a "Messiah" --
A Gift and Blessing.
For Judaism, PASSOVER is a time of Healing and Protection -- First Born Sons being saved (so important to the continuance of a family)
as well as DELIVERANCE (a "New Beginning").

For Christians, it is the "rebirth" of Jesus, who regenerated himself, which is again, a theme of RENEWAL.
"EASTER" -- essentially the Spring Equinox -- is very important, as we are allowed to REACH FOR IMMORTALITY.
On this note, here is a beautiful song, in honor of "EASTER".
THE FIRST TIME EVER I SAW YOUR FACE
I noticed ROBERTA FLACK is wearing an EGYPTIAN COSTUME.
Well, that's because Egyptian things last A LONG TIME.

And, for those who play music, (I play the piano) I am posting one page of the sheet music (there are many versions, I prefer this one).
I can't print the whole song, due to copyright infringement, but I greatly believe in supporting musicians,
so I hope you find this an inspiration to buy your own copy. You can "right click" and print this page.
Happy Easter.
Love Isis
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I am so sorry for not attending ANVIL, Story of a Rock Band.
I did like SPINAL TAP a lot..... especially the cucumbers at the airport. Those were the days, huh?
In the meantime, I have been doing face-painting with my nieces, and coloring Easter Eggs.
I have neglected telling them that this is an Old Pagan Holiday (looking for eggs in bushes) which celebrates "Fertility".
For now, they can believe it's about Jesus and the Easter Bunny.
I did watch POINT BREAK tonight on T.V. I am sorry to say that I had never seen it....
I think the Universe tried to keep me away from you, so you could rack up the dough and have "time" to yourself.
It occured to me while I was watching that film how much you looked Native (as in Native American).
Well, I think you are still so beautiful, inside and out............
Love,
Isis
Maybe you can call me, or come over. I have some really great horses from an Indian Reservation.
One is named "Smokey" and one is named "Ted" (you can ride Ted). They are brothers. 323-365-3683
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On Sunday, I tried on this swimsuit for the first time in a year. I made it myself.
I was living in Beachwood Canyon, as a "live-in" housekeeper, and I taught myself to sew.
I also worked as a "studio audience member", because clapping for minimum wage was all I wanted to do.
I might point out that I "mentioned" in my ASTROLOGICAL PREDICTIONS for this year
that the predictible retrograde of Venus encourages us not to buy any WHITE ELEPHANTS.
Well, I guess some people didn't heed that warning......(i.e. "Million Dollar Lawsuits They Will Lose").
I have Astrological Information posted further down on this page. However, I am now "studying Law".....because as we all know, we need more lawyers.

I am posting my "correspondence" to Ms. Maisel, as well as the LAVELY AND SINGER "Response" to my "Answer" at the link below.
SWIMSUITS AND LAWSUITS
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I found this "paperwork" while going through some old files.


Love Isis
PS: THIS WEEK, I WILL POST MY "COMMUNICATION" WITH MS. MAISEL.....and you can just sit and ponder WHY
letters to "Keanu" aren't "part of your evidence" ----- that's because IT'S NO ONE'S BUSINESS BUT MINE AND KEANU.
