GREYHOUND FLASHBACK
BARBARIANS.
LOST
I would really like some feedback from people, Well, it seems KEANU is going to do this film "PASSENGERS" this summer. Which would mean that "GRACE" (which would win an Academy Award) is not going to happen anytime soon. This is very depressing to me, as I have tried EVERYTHING to get it to him, including sending it to his Agent, Manager, Publicist, Richard Linklater, SUNTAUR, having a Million Dollar Lawsuit over it, contacting Rob Mailhouse and constantly writing on this website. I actually looked online for Anti-Depressants last night. MY ROOMMATES
AMERICAN COWSLIP
THE KUNG FU MASTER I think I will be taking some time from this website, as I reevaluate "The Meaning of Life".
DEAR SANTA CLAUS,
Title: "GRACE"
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OUR FATE, DEAR BRUTUS...

Wow. That's so so so cool !
I think my favorite part of this was seeing James Cameron Honest To God genuinely thrilled for her.
It almost brought a tear to my eye. He knows what it is to be "A Husband".
I like the OSCARS for 2 reasons:
1) To See Great People Recognized for their Dreams.
2) Dresses.
I think I liked Sandra Bullock's dress the most. She looked really lovely.
I like things that SPARKLE !

And, I also think I won't be updating this website until I get some responses
from my script:
GRACE
There's something I know. People like "stories".
Keanu Reeves, Joaquin Phoenix, Courtney Love, Native Americans,
Texas,
Christians, little rebellious kids and Isis.
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GOLD
I just discovered EBAY around XMAS, when I bought my nieces some Tambourines.
I am not much of a shopper. Unlike a lot of women.
However, a couple months back, I found a KILLER pink afghan on EBAY, made in Austin, Texas,
for 16 dollars. I like afghans. They remind me of my Grandma.
Well, I didn't get back to it -- some person bid $.05 above me (LOL!) and got it at the last minute.
It's kind of an "insult" to Knitters and Crocheters that this is all so cheap.
I mean, you can't even buy the yarn for 16 bucks.
This Afghan is for my Mom, for her birthday in May. I especially like this one because it is (RARE),
a "combination" of KNIT and CROCHET.

As you can see, the middle section is like an IRISH SWEATER. That is "Knit".
The sides are "Crochet", and the edging is Lovely.

I also found some AMAZING "AFGHAN" JEWLERY by searching for "afghans".
Kinda wierd, really. Maybe I'll get some, it's very Tribal.
I am having a Dinner Party for the ACADEMY AWARDS. I auditioned to "Interview" people on the Red Carpet,
but they guy was Gay, and he'd never hire me.
MY MENU FOR THE ACADEMY AWARDS:
Garlic Mashed Potatoes with Swiss Chard
Oven Roasted Eggplant with Thyme
Grilled Brussel Sprouts
Bar-B-Q Shrimp and Roasted Vegetables
Salmon with Lemon Sauce
Creme Brulee
I like to cook for people. I don't eat much, but it is a "Party Opportunity".
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THE YEAR OF THE TIGER
I haven't written anything about the YEAR OF THE TIGER,
which started on February 14 2010.
Before I do that, I would like to mention THE YEAR OF THE BUFFALO,
which we just left. BUFFALOS are one of my favorite signs.
BUFFALO PEOPLE ... click here to get Your Chinese Astrological Sign ...
(please be mindful that if you were born near the LUNAR New Year -- Jan. or Feb., you could be a different sign than you thought !)
BUFFALO PEOPLE are very diligent. They are also Great Friends, tend to be stubborn and "roam" through life,
often finding themselves in "unusual" situations.
Meeting a "Buffalo" is an "OMEN".
I say this because they are "sacred" (as you know the Native Americans realized). They provide comfort in trying circumstances.
Now, last year was THE YEAR OF THE BUFFALO. Last year, perhaps, someone "roamed" into your life.
In my case, it was PABLO THE ARTIST, whom some of you might be familiar with.

PABLO
A Great Artist and Friend. We spent some time together, I took him to my parent's house at XMAS.
He recently moved from Connecticut and visited his family at Thanksgiving, but the trips were too close and he would've been alone here in LA at the holidays,
so I took him home in a BUFFALO YEAR.
"Hey! Check out Pablo !!"

ART BY PABLO
Now, he's gone, just like a BUFFALO.
In the YEAR OF THE TIGER or YEAR OF THE CAT,
things will "suddenly" change.
Here I am with my New Car, bought from an AIR FORCE BASE in Lemoore CA
... Yes, Like "TOP GUN"..
The Mask Will be Removed from "situations". It might be swift...
and it could be brutal. I'm not gonna lie.
What I am telling you is the "Energy of The Year". This applies to everyone,
and is not based on your personal Sign.
However, there is a degree of Purity in the "Truth". And some things will be better.
Feline energy is very "unique", as Cat Owners know. Meditate on that.

Today, my roommate gave me a Pink Blackberry. He's Persian and is very generous.
I had a crappy Samsung, because I'm not really into a lot of trendy stuff.
OLD
NEW
Also, I just contacted a Director friend of mine, and asked if he needs an Editor.
GARRETT
I sent him the DU HAST video I did, as an example of my work,
now that I have a car.
MEOW !
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I haven't posted a picture of my new car, because of the rain.
And, I am back in LA .... last night, I went out with an old flame.
GABE
We met when I was 11, and he was 17. He was my "tutor" because I was in some "advanced" class.
He said, "You're gonna be really pretty when you get older."
Then, when I was 18, after my first semester at B.U., he asked me out on a date.
He kissed me, but I said, "I have to go back to college!"
Well, we went out to dinner last night in Venice. It was lovely, but alas, no chemistry on my part.
He works for TECHNICOLOR in Burbank, in International Digital Remastering. Pretty good, Gabe.
I'm having a lil difficult time typing with these killer nails I wear on occassion,
so I gotta split.
and find a J-O-B. , now that I have a car.
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As you may know, I was affiliated with THE GREEN PARTY.
THEY SUCK.
If I could get a penny for every bowl of cheap Granola they eat and a dollar for every Tree they Hug,
I could maybe pay my rent in Iowa at a Trailer Park.
Okay, enough about them.
So, I stopped "driving" in an effort to be more "GREEN".
My friends laughed at me. "What are you doing?" they said. "I'm waiting for the Bus."
After 4 years of Public Transportation, I finally got a car.
The FINAL STRAW was when I went to the GREYHOUND BUS LINE last week.
I paid my roommate Natalie $10 to drive me from Venice to Hollywood.
The Bus left at 2:00pm. I was there at EXACTLY 2.
"Oh, it left early."
I can be even-tempered, sometimes. I said, "Okay. I will wait until 4:30."
THE 4:30 BUS DID NOT COME. It was "cancelled".
The next bus got into Fresno at 1:30am.
This enraged me.
I said, "My Father gets up at 4:45 in the Morning ! And now, he's picking me up at 1 thirty am, because your fucking bus isn't here !"
And then, I put my Own Special Brand of Curse on them.
I said: "I will Never, Ever, Not EVER ride a Greyhound Bus for the REST OF MY LIFE !!"

After doing it my Parent's Way ("CarMax", Dealers, etc.) I found a SAAB CONVERTIBLE
from the Lemoore Airforce Base = 85 K miles, $3500, in great condition
(because Military People take Care of Things).
My Parents are thrilled. Sometimes...... I am OKAY.
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Isis and Falon
I've been up at my parent's house, planting Tomato seeds
and getting a new car.
We went to carmax, which was a Joke, and then to some Dealer in Selma
who wanted ME to pay $348 a month for 60 months !
LOL !
My Father said, "I can pay that. But then again, I'd write a check for the Full Amount.
You're a Failure! Why am I here?!"
Then I looked on Craigslist, and found a car that sounded good.
$2500 for a "new, drives Perfect Cougar, 1997".
We met the guy at a Gas Station in Fresno. My Father looked at the directions and said, "A Gas Station?".
He said, "You don't need to tell me anything else."
When my Mother saw the vehicle she said, "I would get lice if I touched that car."
My Father shook his head at me and walked away in disgust.
It was from an IRS Auction.
They are very difficult to please (my parent's, that is). I don't really care,
I just want A CAR. How hard is that?
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THIS WEEK'S ZETA TALK
I haven't been posting "Zeta Talk" every Sunday here, but I of course, read it every week.
I found this week's discussion particularly interesting.

Love Isis
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I went out to dinner with my parents. As you might know, I am visiting them.
We went to an ARMENIAN restaurant, and I ordered “Lamb Shanks”.
Normally, I don’t order meat, as it causes me ‘problems’, due to my Spiritual Inclinations.
Well then, I started eating the meat with my hands
(like they do in Turkey, or the Sahara … and Morocco, where I have been for months)
My Father got extremely upset over this. He walked out on me and my Mother,
then he called me, very forcibly, “ A BARBARIAN “, and left the restaurant in disgust.
I said, “What is ‘disgusting’? People all over the World who eat Lamb
eat with their hands?”
He said I was “embarrassing” and “had no manners”.
WELL, that’s True. Except the Owner seemed to like us.
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My friend Jennifer just posted a photo of us on Facebook teaching her Vietnamese roommates ESL.
I used to teach English As A Second Language in Singapore, a long time ago.

I actually look so "nice", (which I am, unless people mess with my family.)
Jen's an Israeli, she understands.
I am still at my parent's, planting TOMATO SEEDS with my nieces,
and editing a few family videos I haven't gotten to in L.A.
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THE WILD COYOTE
This VALENTINES DAY I went with my parents to THE WILD COYOTE
winery in Paso Robles.
Click HERE for the link.
Afterwards, the three of us went to Cayucos for some seafood.
I really enjoy spending time with my family, and since I didn't have a date for Valentine's
I was almost ecstatic at the Wild Coyote, where they had been, but I hadn't.
It was so Beautiful.
Afterwards, we went to some seafood place called SCHOONERS WHARF in Cayucos.
We waited at the bar for about 45 minutes, then got a table inside. Suddenly, these 5 bitches showed up
--- all dolled up, divorced-looking and plastic-looking and tried to take our table.
My Mother said, I’m sorry, but we’ve been waiting.
The one blond said, “This is first come-first served.”
(Even though the waitress gave us the table.)
BLOND: “This is our table, you can go outside, we were here first.”
MOTHER: “We’ve been here almost an hour, and I saw you walk up 5 minutes ago.”
I was, of course, outside smoking a cigarette when this first happened.
So I see this and think, “Who the FUCK are these bitches… and are you calling my MOTHER a liar?”
My Mother sees the look in my eyes and says to me very quickly, “Don’t start a fight.”
They left.
After that, a nice couple shared one of their Valentine’s Day Cookies with my Mother.
My Father saw this and bought their lunch, but did it all stealth.
I heard him, “Psst, put their lunch on my bill.”
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
FROM THE POINDEXTERS
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I wonder who can play this, or even read Music.
I am going to my parent's house for a week. They have a Piano.
We are planting some Seeds.
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"EAST BLVD."
I've been thinking about maybe starting a little "web series",
while I await further developments on my script.
I must say, the FISH TACOS were a big hit,
as were, the black beans (which I made from dried beans, the "Old Fashioned Way") and Flan.
Peace Out.
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my Aunt Jan
Well, even though I've been feeling a little depressed lately, my Aunt Jan just friended me on FACEBOOK.
That's cheered me up, as I can't help but smile at my 72 year-old Aunt finding me, even with my Alias.
She left the small town of Fowler in the 60's, married an attorney and moved to San Francisco.
She was always so sophisticated and interesting.
She's like the family's GLORIA STEINEM.
Here are my cousin's kids. I guess that would make me their 2nd cousin.
I never have been able to figure that out.

I think they're so adorable. Seriously.
Well, I'm making FISH TACOS for Super Bowl Sunday, even though I always
think about NOAM CHOMPSKY calling Professional sports "Gladitorial Diversions."
I don't even know who's playing, but I like Fish Tacos.
JP and I had a bonfire in the backyard last night.
He picked up a huge bag of Jalapenos for $2 at the Mexican market, and we grilled them.
Our other roommate Amber, who works at the Medical Marijuana dispensary in Venice,
put the Video of our backyard on FACEBOOK, and now, everyone is calling it THE "LOST" HOUSE, as in the T.V. show.
That cracked me up. So perfect.
The 02 Treehouses are so interesting.

I was thinking maybe I could try to help Dustin and JP market them.
You know, to people like WOODY HARRELSON. He'd probably love a Treehouse.
Have a Great Weekend.
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for this dilemma I'm having.
First of all, here is a VIDEO of my house here in Los Angeles.
I shot it yesterday.
I (ahem, I mean my Mother) pays $600 a month, for me to share a room with someone.
It's okay, if you don't mind hippies rolling around on YOGA BALLS.
The space is pretty killer, if you watch the Vid.
And Dustin and JP are particularly motivated, and talented. They are not "Hippies."
BUT, I miss my nieces a lot, and since I have a "Misdemeanor Theft" on my record,
from when I robbed a bunch of Gas Stations (in an Evening Gown, with a feather headdress)=
"Tell the Police to arrest Bush, and fuck the Oil Companies!"
The D.A. was laughing, and said, "You can go....but don't do that anymore."
So now, I don't think I can get a job at TACO BELL.

THIS IS WHAT I'M HEARING:
mother: "All I want is for you to be self-supporting."
father: "Why don't you move to the Reservation."
brother: "Laci and Lauren miss you."
friends: "We love you Isis, when are throwing another dinner party?"
hollywood: "We don't read anything, unless you're Jewish, established, fuck your way to the top or fuck your way to the top AND Jewish."
If you saw the video of my Mother (below), you can see why I would miss her,
and the rest of my family.
I thought I could fill my time by joining the YMCA, but the local Liquor Store is a mile away.
That's exercise.
What should I do?
LINK TO MY SCRIPT: GRACE
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MY MOTHER
...Means A Lot to Me.
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I think this will be my last entry for a week or so, while I decide if starting to drink wine at 4:00pm is a "Problem" or a "Solution".
DUSTIN
and
JP
Are "Environmental Builders".

...they build "treehouses" and things for festivals, for example, COACHELLA.
I am so interested in what they're doing.
They live here, and are working in the backyard.
THEY BUILT THIS
For more info: 02 TREEHOUSE.COM
Well, we just had a Dinner Party, as one of our roommates is leaving for HAWAII.
I am on a "bean soup" kick, so I made "Great Northern Beans" with Fennel.
Next week: Lemongrass with Shrimp.
Maybe I will move to a Treehouse (so beautiful), and become an Even Greater Recluse.
PLEASE: If you want a TREEHOUSE, call Dustin: 612-636-6656
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PEOPLE'S HISTORY
HOWARD ZINN, my old Professor from BOSTON UNIVERSITY, just died at the age of 87.
He was a proponent of Peace and Social Justice. He was very intelligent.
Here is a link to the article on CNN.
I won't reiterate the article, because you have the opportunity to read it.
I found his comments about OBAMA intriguing, and true.
DEATH DATES
I know there is a reason people read "Peacechief.org".
It's kooky, avante-garde insanity is "appealing" to people.
HOWARD ZINN died on the DAY OF THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS.
He lived his LIFE for Social Commentary, History, Justice and Politics.
And he died on "a day" (after Obama's First Year in Office) when his words would resonate with people.
And they would Look Again at his Life's Work,

On the Day of His Death.
This is the IMPORTANCE of YOUR DEATH DATE. It means a lot.
Maybe you can think about this.
As for HOWARD ZINN, you had the Last Word. Very Clever.
And probably sold more books.

MAZEL TOV !
My script: In case you missed it. GRACE
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This is probably THE FUNNIEST TRAILER I've ever seen.
The guy who stars in it (and Co-Wrote the script) is from TEXAS.
Ah, Texans. This is my humor.
I just got in touch with this Production Company = ZETTAPICTURES.
They are looking for Scripts with:
*Underlying (maybe not obvious) Christian themes.
*Commercially marketable
*Work is WGA registered or copyrighted
I don't know how the "Christian" theme perhaps relates to their previous work with AMERICAN COWSLIP,
but being a fan of ZETA TALK, I'm not asking any questions.
Probably some "Galactic Magic Trick".
Speaking of Magic, I just watched AVATAR. "Cosmic" and "Indians". Two words that Make Money.
I also just watched TWILIGHT. I'm watching NEW MOON tonight.
I UTTERLY LOVED TWILIGHT. Not "because of the dude everyone thinks is so hot",
but because of the PASSION.

Rare these days.
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I love this picture of me. My Father took it.
I am not "beautiful" or Perfect. Maybe I could call a Doctor in Beverly Hills,
and make my lips straight. But I LOVE THIS. It's a Woman.
SPRING
Some people may remember me planting a few plants, last September.
MY BACKYARD
After adding SOIL AMENDER (to break down the clay that is pervasive in Los Angeles), here are a couple examples of my plants:

"Dandelion Greens" - one of the most nutritious plants on earth.
And Romaine, good for a Caesar Salad and slammin' back some drinks.
SWISS CHARD
My garden didn't grow as fast as I expected.
I realize now that mixing "compost", "fertilizer", " Soil 'Amender' " and dirt needed time to "MELLOW".
Like Soup, for people who cook.

GROW BABY GROW !
A COZY NOOK IN THE GARDEN
ANOTHER VIEW
In case you're wondering how anyone got so much backyard space in Los Angeles,
well, this is a TRIPLE LOT, and used to be part of the "center" of an Old Horse Racetrack in the 1920's.

It's easy to find on any map of Los Angeles. A perfect 1-mile loop.
Pretty cool. Horses seem to be pervasive in my Life.
Now, it seems THE UNIVERSE brought me
(though "deep INTENTION" and a desire to learn more about Gardening)
THE "SEED LADY".

THE SEED LADY
ANNA MARIE CARTER
She has over 2 Million seeds, collected for over 35 years.
And...... she showed up at my door. So "Witchy", it makes me smile.
See what happens when you plant a seed?
Article about the “Seed Lady”,
SEED LADY
THE GREEN WITCH
MY INTENTION HALLOWEEN 2008 = TO GROW FOOD.
Actually, on NEW YEARS DAY, I made "Black Eyed Peas",
and someone delivered a bowl to THE SEED LADY, at another friend's house.
The Next Day, she showed up, and we chatted.
She said, "You know how Black people are Superstitious about 'Black Eyed Peas' at New Years?"
"Yeah", I said. "I made those."
As the old saying goes, "WHEN THE STUDENT IS READY, THE MASTER WILL COME."
And now, she is teaching me, MASTER GARDENING TECHNIQUES.
And, she is bringing = Get this= 500 WOMEN over to our house, to
"Bring Positive Female Energy". They are all bringing plants.
Anna-Marie wants to turn this backyard into a "Showplace" for her work.
She is also ("Praise God!") bringing GREENHOUSES, which I am so curious to learn about.
I actually believe she is a REINCARNATED EGYPTIAN "NATURE" WIZARD..

She has already shown me how to "save seeds", shown me an "invasive weed" =
"Here", she said, "I want you to remember the shape of this leaf .... it's a weed, but we leave this because Ladybugs live here."
Some people may be familiar with my Family.
MY PARENTS
My Father wouldn't let me plant a garden at my parent's house.
"If I want an Eggplant,"

"Your Mother will go buy me one."
So I moved to Los Angeles.
Well, gotta go !!
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PRODUCT PLACEMENT MASTURBATORS
I just watched THE GOLDEN GLOBES. Then I watched "UP IN THE AIR", winner of "Best Screenplay".

Sheesh, what a joke. Hertz, American Airlines, IBM, Coke, Hilton.
I guess they needed "more Money" to pay for George Clooney.
I wish someone would READ MY SCRIPT = GRACE.
"Christians" = there are A LOT of them.
It's a Comedy, people need to LAUGH, not "get fired".
COURTNEY LOVE: KAYLYNN
TOAD: KEANU REEVES
DOYLE: JOAQUIN PHOENIX
me.
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SPEAKS SOFTLY
None of this is as good as "GRACE".
I was thinking about this Idea for A New Screenplay, probably a FRANCHISE.
An Aged-Geisha meets a younger Orphan,

who is an Expert at Bo-Staff Spinning.
The GEISHA teaches the MARTIAL ARTIST "secrets" of how to influence men.
The MARTIAL ARTIST teaches the Geisha Self-Defense.
They encounter a young street kid, who shows them the "LIFE OF CHILD LABOR".

Both women react, and approach the EMPEROR OF CHINA,
who is disgusted to find such child-abusing practices throughout His Kingdom.
The Geisha and Martial Artist find Husbands, after much Competition .....of men Worthy of Them.
OF COURSE, THIS SCRIPT ISN'T (OR MAYBE COULD BE) as Great ... as "GRACE".
Who Knows.
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"
WIND AND CLOUD
I am staying home and watching this FUCKING AWESOME MOVIE.
The evil Lord Conquer, head of Conqueror's Clan, is given a prophecy from a prophet named Mud Buddha.
It is said that if Conquer finds two young children by the name of Wind and Cloud he will have good fortune.
Mud Buddha tells Conquer to look for him 10 years later so that he can tell the rest of Conqueror's fortune. Conquer issues an order that every boy with a birth chart
matching Wind's or Cloud's must become a disciple of the Conqueror's Clan. Both Wind and Cloud are found, and Lord Conquer's servants murder their respective parents.
Ten years pass, and Wind and Cloud are now both fully-grown and highly-skilled martial artists.
I watched this movie in 2001. It has stayed with me, these many years. I am glad I found it again.
I love Chinese Movies, if they are Mystical and TRUE. I think only the Chinese can do this ... otherwise, it is broken.
Nothing against Hollywood...... but .......
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This year, I would like a pony, 12 horses (Mustangs, and Quarter Horses), a garden
(with corn, tobacco, basil and tomatoes), a Cow, and maybe a Fully-Lighted Dance Hall, complete with outdoor stage and LED lights.
Thank You.
Love Isis

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I haven't spend a lot of time talking about what that word means, in Metaphor and in Life.
It is a Concept that runs throughout my script, such A Beautiful Word.
For example, did we give "Grace" to the Native Americans, or did they to us?
I have received 4 answers from VIRTUALPITCH FEST.
One from the Producer of GOOD WILL HUNTING -- I figured "New Screenwriters" would be interesting to Mr. *******.
Apparently not.
Another from a Lit. Agency. I don't think they "got it."
HOWEVER, a couple REALLY GREAT things happened.
One is that I got a very nice answer from Joan Singleton, Producer of BECAUSE OF WINN-DIXIE.

My nieces loved it. If you have kids, check it out.
My Nieces
Not to be a "sexist" here, but of the 2 ladies (one I am still waiting on),
the most informative answer I got was from a Woman.
I thought some people would be interested in this (Professionally speaking), from Ms. Singleton:
Dear Isis,
Thank you for submitting your idea to me. And thank you for the kind words re Because of Winn-Dixie.
We had a lot of fun making it and I'm so glad your nieces like it.
Re GRACE, I'm going to have to pass. Dramas are extremely hard to sell right now -- honestly, I don't think I'd be able to sell Winn-Dixie in today's market,
so your story - as compelling as it sounds, would be very hard to sell.
Keep writing! And best of luck with this, and your other projects.
Sincerely,
Joan
I was SO APPRECIATIVE of her Answer, and advice.
I recognize NOW that my Query Letter did not fully "sell" the idea of GRACE being a comedy (which it IS -- Courtney Love as a Christian).
I downplayed that, and my sympathy for Michael Douglas and Farrah Fawcett (sincere as it is), probably didn't help.
Here is the Basic Letter I sent, this one being to ZAC SANFORD, from SUNTAUR ENTERTAINMENT (Keanu's Step-Father's Company)
Log Line: A Handsome drug-dealer goes back to Texas to see his family.
Query Letter:
SUNTAUR ENTERTAINMENT
Zac Sanford
Dear Zac,
I noticed that Paul Aaron is Keanu's former step-father. I'm very excited SUNTAUR ENTERTAINMENT is involved in VIRTUAL PITCHFEST ...
what a great way for Producers and writers to connect !
I've written a script called "GRACE". It is an “anti-drug” film set within A Comedy/Drama format, and has VERY strong characters ...
the type that win awards. I really think Keanu has Great Potential in this role.
The drug is Meth -- the downfall of a lot of people,
and their children, even the likes of Michael Douglas’ son, as well as Farrah Fawcett’s.
Sad, but very topical.
The story is set in Texas, where “Toad” (KEANU REEVES) goes back to reconnect with his brother, “Doyle” (JOAQUIN PHOENIX).
“Kaylynn” (COURTNEY LOVE) plays Keanu’s sister-in-law. She is the Perfect Wife and Mother,
and a devout Christian.
“Grace” is a young girl who is forced to go to Christian Bible Camp and starts subversive Native American activities.
This movie is also geared toward young people.
For those who know a little of our ‘Collective Past History’, this story about Connections, Family
and Drugs will find the triumvirate of Keanu, Joaquin and Courtney
very compelling, even perhaps having an intrinsic audience.
In a time of Recession, I feel that “small-town, feel-good, community and middle-class”
films will do VERY well.
Thought-provoking, moral and simple themes, to which the Common Man can relate.
Bill Clinton got elected on one phrase: “Keep it Simple”.
I hope you take the time to read this screenplay, with those sentiments in mind.
Most Sincerely Yours,
Isis
Peacechief.org
323-365-3683
Producer Response:
No thanks, but thank you for submitting!
Explanations and comments (if any):
Isis,
Thanks for taking the time to pitch Suntaur Entertainment. I liked the idea, but it isn't right for Suntaur's current development needs.
I wish you nothing but the best on this project.
Thanks,
Zac
Well, so I looked him up on FACEBOOK

And told him "thanks", and now we are Friends. He's a hard-working guy, loves his job and even posted a 'Looking for Development Intern'."
I told my roommate PABLO, the Artist about it, as I am not so interested in working in Development.
Zac got back to him right away - Nice Guy.
So this is Hollywood.
Oh yeah, and I recently "friended" ROB MAILHOUSE on Facebook.

So witty, I'm still laughing about his Idea to put Donut Carts outside Medical Marijuana Dispenseries.
Love Isis
Here's a copy of my script, if anyone's interested:
GRACE
And remember, it's a COMEDY.
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Well, it's actually in the PLANETS.
A few things that are happening right now are: MARS RETROGRADE, MERCURY RETROGRADE
and SATURN "stationing".
MARS has been Retrograde since December 20th. Mars rules "Ego" and Sex.

Having Mars Rx means people are less "aggressive". Things that are normally very volatile can become thwarted,
even to the point of becoming idiotic.
For example, the CHRISTMAS DAY BOMBER.

Now, one of my roommates works at the MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSERY on Abbot Kinney in Venice.
She recently brought home a BIG BAG OF WEED (which I don't smoke)
.... BUT, another one of my roommates decided to make a "Marijuana Cake".
So I ate some.
Next thing you know, I'm talking about the CHRISTMAS DAY BOMBER,
in a Chris Rock voice, because I find the whole thing so hilarious.
"Just leave it to a Black Man to put a BOMB IN HIS PANTS".
"I know, I'm so fucking crazy, I'm gonna BLOW UP MY DICK FIRST !!"
"You call it 'tightening' of Security" (undo belt buckle) "I call it 'Loosenin' !"
"Ladies, once we have men dropping their pants at the Airport, ain't NOBODY GONNA BE SAFE !!"
Now, I'm sure even the AL-QAEDA, living in their caves and hovels,
must think the whole Scenario with this idiot is hilarious. I've been to the Middle East.
This kind of humor is right up their alley.
So, that's a little "break-down" on MARS RETROGRADE.
Being in LEO, the Party Sign for this RX period, Mars is particularly interested in "connecting" people.
Why not?
MERCURY is going Direct on January 15, SATURN is "stationing" (standing still before going backwards) on January 13
and the New Moon Solar Eclipse is on January 15.
I will write more about what all these mean later, as well as all the other significant aspects of 2010.
I hope you got some ideas about MARS RETROGRADE
Love Isis

MARS AND VENUS
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PITCHES
Today, I sent out some Pitches (like baseball), to 4 Producers and 1 Agent.
I am so excited about this whole viral concept. It's about time.
A couple of the descriptions of places I sent a letter to were: "Looking for Uplifting, Transformational, Social Justice-Oriented,
Humanistic and/or Supernatural themed material of any genre and of any budget."
OR:
"Family, Comedy, Romantic-Comedy"
OR:
"Illustrious Agency Looking to Rep Writers."
I avoided the guy (ahem) who stated: "No Female Leads".
Well, I will keep you posted.
Remember there's a SOLAR ECLIPSE January 15.
"Solar Eclipses" mean New Beginnings. And, being in CAPRICORN, balanced Male / Female Energy is Very Important.
Oh yeah, there was also a company I think Keanu might have heard of.
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EPIPHANY
Here is a picture of my friend KATRINA, who I mentioned was my B.F.F. in Austin.
What makes me laugh about this picture is that people seem to think "I" am so dangerous.
I just recently contacted her on FACEBOOK .... after 7 years of blowing off my friends, (and remaining anonymous)
and learned she is a Chef at a Restaurant in Brooklyn.
I mentioned EPIPHANY because it is coming up, actually, it is RIGHT NOW.
It's a "Pulse Point" of the Universe, which the Catholic Church conveniently stole and attributed to Jesus.
Like a lot of sanctioned Holidays.
Being an old Pagan, I look forward to this date
-And DO NOT LOOK FORWARD to December 5-8, which is the "Snake Bite of the Cosmos".
Two of my friends died on December 5 and 6 this year. Pearl Harbor, John Lennon's assassination
... people born on these dates, such as Jim Morrison tend to have a Sex/Death energy.
However, it is now EPIPHANY, a "Moment of Realization".
My mother met my father on January 8, 1966 and married him on June 18, six months later.
Very close to the Summer Solstice, though being a Christian, she scoffs at my observations.
I hope you find a moment of "Epiphany" this year.
If you want a little advice, it helps to Ask For It.
Peace Out Rockstars.
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S.O.S
This is an ABBA song I like to listen to.
It reminds me of the Good Old Days of 1997. Lots of traveling: Turkey, Croatia, Hungary, England, Morocco.
I was thinking of some ways to HELP PEOPLE SURVIVE THE POLE SHIFT.

MY MOTHER
It's on my mind A LOT. The Government isn't "Telling You". BTW.
They're just afraid, a bunch of money-hungry control freaks.
My Father.
I was Blessed to have a Father who knows Horses.

Christmas this Year, at Home with Them
My Brother is a Tech-Genius. He wanted to work for NASA,
but my Father "convinced" him to work for the Family Business.
Here is his HOME THEATER.
He has 6,000 movies on a separate server, and knows all kinds of crazy shit.
MY BROTHER'S HOME THEATER
What we need, for a Really Good Survival Community is: Musicians, Teachers,
Gardeners, Soapmakers and Fire-Starters.

FROM "BURNING MAN"
A World-Wide Group of People Who Commit Every Year
to Community, Art and Change.
I hope these ideas sink into your mind this Year.

A Photo By My Brother, Three Years Ago.
S.O.S.
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